[ SECRET POST #3179 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3179 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Rupaul's Drag Race season 7]


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[Supernatural]


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[20th Century Boys]


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[The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding]


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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes, people talking during a movie sucks. Sometimes they have the best comments/reactions. What are some of the best things you've heard watching a movie?

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Woman yelled "DIVE! DIVE!" during Titanic

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

real mst3k-style riff-fest

Re: Best Audience Comments

[dani_phantasma]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix". When at the end of the movie Fudge says "He's back" Someone in the audience yelled something like "duh" or "NO SHIT" and a bunch of people laughed.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[kaijinscendre]

My sister leaned over to me while watching Jurassic World, during the scene where Chris Pratt is working on his motorcycle and whispered, "Chris Pratt is too hot. I can't pay attention to what he is saying."

Also during the scene when Max eats a lizard in Mad Max: Fury Road, this old guy leaned over to his wife and made nomming noises.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[morieris]

My sister leaned over to me while watching Jurassic World, during the scene where Chris Pratt is working on his motorcycle and whispered, "Chris Pratt is too hot. I can't pay attention to what he is saying."

Same, but upon second watch, I realized that it wasn't all that important.

his old guy leaned over to his wife and made nomming noises.

It's 1 AM and this is cracking me up so much.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"What the fuuuuuck." - (probably the only) Man in my Theatre during "Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2: Electric Boogaloo" after the big fight & subsequent 'reveal'

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

during Spirited Away in a scene with the big giant baby
"I'd hate to be the one to have to change that kid's diaper."

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

in the first LOTR movie when Merry and Pippin set off the big dragon firework and one of them, I forget which, chortles, "that was good" somebody in the theater said "heh heh heh, that was cool" in a PERFECT Beavis voice

Re: Best Audience Comments

[dethtoll]

A bunch of us were watching Aliens last year. During the scene where Bishop gets skewered by the alien queen's tail and white android blood starts spraying everywhere a friend of mine said "OH GOD HELP I'M CUMMING EVERYWHERE."

I laughed until I was sick.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Return of the King on opening night. The SOUND CUTS OUT just as Frodo and Sam are rescued by eagles and stays out for about five minutes; the slow-mo glowy scene of Frodo waking up is SO absurd with the sound off, and the whole audience was kind of torn between awkward silence and tittering; when Gimli comes on screen a man in the audience yells "GET. In. Mah. BELLY!!" Whole theater dies.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Not a comment but a guy sat next to me during Magic Mike 2. He was with a group of girls and even joked before the movie that he had no idea what they were watching but from their smirks was already regretting it.

His reactions were absolutely priceless. At one point he slapped his hands over his eyes and said to tell him when the guys put their clothes back on. He was dying a thousand deaths next to me, caught between laughing and second hand embarrassment. He was a good sport about it after the movie but needless to say, he wouldn't have watched it if he'd known what it was about.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[caerbannog]

A very quiet "no..." softly breathed out by someone when Hans betrays Anna in frozen.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I like that.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[ketita]

doesn't exactly count, but in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when Voldemort announced that Harry was dead, the entire theater started snickering because it was so ludicrous. I was glad it wasn't just me.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

it wasn't a comment per say but I do remember a guy jacking off next to his gf (?) during the running of creature. the part where the sister gives the brother the handjob.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[elaminator]

Not a comment, but an audible gasp from one woman at shirtless!Thor in TDW. I snickered.

Again, not a comment, but the entire audience clapped during the Yoda x Count Dooku fight scene in Attack of the Clones. The excitement was palpable and I loved it.

And I recall some woman saying, "Good lord, no" and covering her face during one of Shelob's appearances in LOTR.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Spider-Man 3: They part where Peter hits MJ. The audience gave a collective gasp then went silent. So we all heard when a little kid said "How dare you!", which made us all laugh.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

While watching "Candyman" (the original movie), there was a scene toward the end where the husband is grieving the death of his wife, and unintentionally summons her spirit by saying her name five times in the mirror. After she murders him and the husband's girlfriend discovers the body... well, when it showed the body covered in blood, some guy in the audience blurted out, "Hey, it looks like Al Bundy!"

That was probably the loudest collective laugh I'd ever heard in a theater.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Elizabethtown (which I did not like): in a funeral scene, Susan Sarandon starts doing a stand-up routine as a way of coping with her grief, telling a story about a male friend comforting her with a hug. I was already impatiently waiting for the movie to be over at this point, and then it started dragging out the build-up of her joke, of how she felt something else besides comforted... cut to the audience gasping, whispering... back to the stage, she felt something biiiig... cut to the audience again, tutting and tittering... cut to more reaction shots... cut back to Sarandon... but in the silence before she says anything else, an old woman in front of me leaned over to her companion, and in the loudest stage-whisper ever, said "SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS." It took a lot for me not to snort out loud at that.

Worst best thing: Inside Out (SPOILERS): After Bing-Bong disappears, hearing a 3- or 4-year-old boy two seats over quietly ask his parents, "Is he coming back?"

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

When I saw Inside Out, they played that lava short first. When we got to the e and the singing started again, a father about three seat down from me leaned over to his eight year old daughter and said, "If you love me, kill me now." I was the only one that heard, and I couldn't stop laughing.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[morieris]

I'm so angry that I don't remember them in detail, but watching Fantastic Four, the dude behind me kept making comments about the nonsense before us and I was cracking up more at him than the movie.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

It was a card game movie so the entire audience was card game players. At one point a character bent the corner of a special rarity card when putting it onto the table, and at another point a character was saved from a gunshot by the bullet going through his full special rarity deck instead. Both times, the entire theater audibly gasped at the blatant card destruction.

Scream Screamer

[(Anonymous)]

I saw Scream in the theater with a bunch of friends. One of them was a girl that was little jumpy. She actually screamed for real when Ghostface popped up. It was full-out loud and terrifying. Scared me as much as the movie. Really enhanced the experience.

Re: Best Audience Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Not during the movie itself, but I remember the first time I saw the trailer for 'The Second Best Marigold Hotel', I was in a cinema comprised of about 60% middle-aged (or older) women, 30% middle-aged (or older) men, 10% younger people. And in the moment that Richard Gere walked into shot... a great, dreamy SIGH went up; immediately followed by a full minute of uncontrollable laughter.