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⌈ Secret Post #3184 ⌋

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[cards against humanity]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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[Spongebob Squarepants, Squidward]

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[Quantum Vibe]

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06. [whoa huge]

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[Until Dawn]

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[Turn]

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[Valhalla Rising/Mads Mikkelsen]

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[Person of Interest]

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[Mark Millar]

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There are SO many morbidly hilarious moments in this show, but I have an extreme fondness for

Alana: (Quietly) "Where's Jack?"
Hannibal: (Whispers) "The pantry."

That scene was so terrifying and tense and yet that one line never fails to make me laugh because the delivery was superb. (Bedelia also had a ton of them in S3. She was burning Will left and right.)

Justified had a ton as well, but pretty much everything by Tim Gutterson is gold. (Also Boyd, but that's a given.)

Tim: "You're not going to try to go out the window or anything while I'm gone?"
Raylan: "No. Not right now, I'm beat. Plus you got your car here, even if I got a jump on you, you'd be right behind me."
Tim: "But you will eventually."
Raylan: "Eventually, yes."
Tim: "Yes, why would you do that?"
Raylan: "Well I gotta talk to some people... alone. So either you let me go or I'm gonna have to give you the slip."
Tim: "I love this shit, this shit makes me hard."
Raylan: "Well then we've both been warned."

also

Raylan Givens: "Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes."

Lol Justified needs its own book of wisdom or something. It's full of hilarious advice to live by.

I would honestly buy a Justified quote-book. Boyd himself could probably fill an entire book because the writing for him was insane (in the best way possible).

I miss Justified...

Oh man. When he reappears as some sort of religious cult leader and you can see Raylan resisting the urge to facepalm every single time he opens his mouth.

Everyone got hilarious dialogue in that show, though. I need to marathon again.

Raylan is almost always 100% done with Boyd (though, still, love!) but you know it's worse when he starts preaching.

Poor Dewey...

I'm gonna link some stuff for anyone interested.

http://pulpbomb.tumblr.com/post/116497498178/dear-lord-before-we-eat-this-meal-we-ask

http://claybasket.tumblr.com/post/116405105160/this-isnt-even-5-of-the-amazing-lines-from-the

http://nightthief.tumblr.com/post/116524457727/the-experts-of-doggy-style

http://olyphantss.tumblr.com/post/113538079830/b-what-do-you-want-raylan-leftover-chicken

http://harlanroulette.tumblr.com/post/33436256814

Perfection.

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