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⌈ Secret Post #3184 ⌋

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[cards against humanity]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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[Spongebob Squarepants, Squidward]

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[Quantum Vibe]

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06. [whoa huge]

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[Until Dawn]

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[Turn]

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[Valhalla Rising/Mads Mikkelsen]

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[Person of Interest]

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[Mark Millar]

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Oh, and the entirety of Portal and Portal 2.

GLaDOS: "You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!"

GLaDOS: "Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle... piloting a blimp."

GLaDOS: "I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."

I occasionally tell a friend that he's a terrible person. "That's what it says, right here. We weren't even testing for that."

Haha, now I want to find someone to tell that to. I love that line as well! GLaDOS has so many insulting lines in Portal 2 to delight in. She just can't let that murder thing go.

Another: "Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess "sharks"? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is "nobody". Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."

Oh, and this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLfAZChwqiA

There's lots of random, awesome humor in Portal 1 and 2. Even when GLaDOS is being a terrible ~~person sapient robot.~~

Even when?! Especially when! :)

I didn't even realize how I'd fucked up my HTML when I made that comment. Oops.

But yeah. GLaDOS is amazing in all her terribleness!

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