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⌈ Secret Post #3187 ⌋

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[linked for nudity, it's the blurred lines video]

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[New Tricks]

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14. [WARNING for suicide]

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Stop, you're making David Cameron horny.

Eh. I don't see the huge fuss over the whole thing. It wasn't like he fucked a pig. He did some kind of fraternity-esque dare that involved putting his dick in the mouth of a dead pig.

Oh yes, that's totally not weird then

Did I say it wasn't weird?

I love the fine distinction you're making here.

It isn't even a fine distinction. Those are two completely separate things.

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I mean, both are nasty, but one involves raping an animal, the other doesn't. That's kind of a huge distinction to me.

Ok if someone puts their dick in my mouth I totally won't call it rape.

It was (allegedly) a dead pig.

and people like, eat dead pigs.

if he had put his dick in a steak and ale pie, would you be outraged?

If someone stuck your dick in the mouth of a dead person, wouldn't you be kind of disgusted?

Stuck *their* dick, not your dick. But maybe your dick. If it's like a weird serial killer guy or something.

Yeah, I'd be disgusted. Just like I'm disgusted by the allegations with the dead pig. I'm actually horrified, at the existence of offensive casual sex pranks, treatment of the dead and animals. But it's not rape. And considering what typically happens to dead pigs anyway - and actually, live pigs in factory farms - I think the line of humane treatment of animals is generally already crossed.

Are you the "raping an animal" anon or not?

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You're shifting the goalposts. So now because it's *dead* it's okay, and the "huge distinction" isn't?

*lololololololol best conversation*

Hi, Mark!

ayrt Don't get the reference -?

It's still funny as hell

it sure is!

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i petted some baby pigs yesterday. they did not make me feel hungry or horny.

baby piiiiigs <3

D'awwwwww. Lookit the adorable widdle bacon!

Pig Nose Anon, are you obsessing over Steven's nose again?

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