[ SECRET POST #3191 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3191 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

What is a dildotron?

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[dethtoll]

I honestly don't know. These things just pop out of my head, you know?

Like I once called someone a bagdrinker. What's a bagdrinker? Hell if I know. Ask my brain.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[fingalsanteater]

That sounds like a derogatory term for a vampire who drinks donation blood instead of straight from the human.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[diet_poison]

headcanon accepted

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[dethtoll]

I like this idea. I had a friend insist it was a racist term for black people drinking malt liquor out of bottles still in the bags they got from the liquor store.

Your idea is better.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[elialshadowpine]

... can I steal that? Cause that's awesome.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[fingalsanteater]

Sure.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

people who get milk in bags?

you could use it and offensively mean canadians or something. :D

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[dethtoll]

this is the 2nd time i've heard of the concept of milk in bags and it still disturbs the shit out of me

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[belladonna_took]

+1

Why put a liquid in an unstable container?
I already struggle to pour things out of cartons.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

Someone told me it was so bathe milk would stay good longer. There are three smaller bags in the large, 4L bag. Once you open milk you're supposed to use it within... 5 days? Something like that. This way people who don't drink so much can buy in bulk.

Also: only the 4L, and only (that I know of) in Ontario. BC, Alberta, and Nova Scotia all have jugs.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

so *that the milk

Oops.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[belladonna_took]

I think bath milk is also a thing though? I can't say I like the idea of sitting in a tub full of slimy feeling dairy products, but whatever.

Ohhh. Okay. So it's a portion thing?

Nope. Still weird.
Sorry, Canada!

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

*nods* Supposed to be good for the skin. And probably cheaper/easier to find than the blood of virgins ;)

I think so. It's the only thing I've heard that makes sense.

Totally agree. I was so happy to see jugs when I went to the grocery store for the first time after my move!

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

Someone introduced the concept to us on a mostly-American mailing list ages and ages ago. The phrase "that's wrong like milk in a bag is wrong" was a standard expression of bewildered disapproval for years after that.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[dethtoll]

I'm using that if you don't mind.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could remember who originated it to give them credit, but I think we can call it 'released into the wild' at this point.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[herpymcderp]

Excuse you that is an offensive stereotype. Not all Canadians have milk in bags.

(actually you can't really find bagged milk at all where I'm from anymore, so sad)

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[sarillia]

I always forget that's a Canadian thing since I'm American and we had milk in bags with our elementary school snacks and lunches when I was little.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

You must in one of the secretly Canadian enclaves of America, whereas I am apparently existing in an American piece of Canada. Like, there was some sort of time-space shift and we exist on the wrong planes of existence. It's the only explanation!

That, or our respective milk shipments have just been wildly misdirected all these years...

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

A giant robot with giant dildos for arms? Transsformers porn parody?

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[dethtoll]

I like that 2nd one.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[diet_poison]

I mean I definitely thought it was a Transformer made of dildos.

Though it would be funnier if it were a mini-Transformer with a dildo root mode.

Re: Deathtool and Derpymcderp

[(Anonymous)]

A dildo shaped like the Tron guy, of course.