[ SECRET POST #3191 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3191 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[diet_poison]

ha! so much potential!

[elaminator]

Can you imagine the Normandy giving you a birthday party?! The crew can sing to you, and give you presents, and your LI will share a saucy dance with you...

Maybe you unlock a party outfit.

I don't know, just make it happen.

[diet_poison]

aghhhhh I want it.

I really want at least cute fic of this with how every member of the crew participated. (and I want them all to be there, pretend every crew member from all three games was there at once)

[elaminator]

and I want them all to be there, pretend every crew member from all three games was there at once

Exactly even the dead ones. Don't ask me how, just make it work.

[diet_poison]

Dead ones? What dead ones? There are no dead crew members. You must be mistaken.

[elaminator]

...Oh, right, silly me.

(I want to live in your universe.)

[diet_poison]

I like how you used dead crew members in each of your last two icons.

My universe is fantastic. We have cookies. Levo AND dextro cookies. All are welcome.

What do you think crew members would do for Shep's birthday? Mordin would sing, of course. EDI would be confused and Joker would have to explain it to her. Liara would remark that asari get tired of birthdays after a few centures and Shepard should enjoy theirs while they can. I want to see what kinds of food they'd bring! And drink. There'd have to be booze because drunk Tali is best Tali.

...I'm not very creative, unfortunately. :( If I were I'd totally be writing a fic of this.

[elaminator]

I had to honor them.

Again, I want to be part of this happy, cookie-filled universe.

Mordin would definitely lead a birthday song (that he wrote) for Shepard, but I'm not sure about the others. I think Liara might give Shepard a sentimental gift because while birthdays don't mean much to Asari, she would understand the significance to humans, and Jack would either show up with booze or some gag gift. Maybe she would give Shepard some sex toys, IDK.

I wouldn't be surprised if Thane shared a memory significant to him (and relevant to Shepard), because he seems the type. Don't think he would be buying a gift... Wrex might try to stage some contest, lol.

I'm not creative enough either, but it's a nice thought!

[diet_poison]

Wrex would probably not understand why it's a big deal (since krogan are also very long-lived...though they also die a lot so maybe it would be a bigger deal to them than asari?) but he'd stand around and watch until he'd had too much to drink, then he'd party loudly and wholeheartedly and maybe accidentally break a few bones.

I think one of the human crew members might jokingly bring up "pin the tail on the donkey" when an alien asked what humans do at birthday parties, and Garrus would immediately invent a version of it using guns.

Jack would either show up with booze or some gag gift. Maybe she would give Shepard some sex toys, IDK.

...D: all of the above.

It would also be interesting to see this from her perspective. She grew up completely robbed of a normal childhood so birthday parties might be painful to her. IDK.

I think someone should buy a reaper-themed piñata.

oh, and Liara would be likely to buy a sentimental gift, but now that I think about it, she'd also be likely to try her hand at making the cake. XD