[ SECRET POST #3194 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3194 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Slightly Damned]


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05. http://i.imgur.com/qfWqSrh.png
[fandom!secrets]
(french oil painting, op warned for nudity)


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07. [SPOILERS for Overlord]



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08. [SPOILERS for Until Dawn]



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09. [SPOILERS for The Shepherd's Crown]
[WARNING for RL death]














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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

It is, in fact, objectively hairy and gross.

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt

Gross is a subjective statement

[(Anonymous)]

They'll learn about subjective vs. objective statements in fifth grade, prolly.

[(Anonymous)]

how can you say that? what if there's some universal example of gross that we haven't found yet?

[(Anonymous)]

people eat natto unironically, ergo grotesqueness is subjective.

I'm taking the piss a little, but only a little. The sheer amount of kink/ability to adapt/variety of horror in the world means there is a pretty heavy sliding scale when it comes to what an individual mind finds gross. Universal constants don't have a lot of room here.

A mildly flat painting of what appears to be a clean bush is pretty fucking far down the list of grossticities.

[bur]

What's wrong with hair?

[(Anonymous)]

It's hairy and gross.

[(Anonymous)]

just imagine sniffing that Frenchness after a night at the Mulan Rouge

[(Anonymous)]

My pubic hair doesn't ever smell, unless I didn't take a shower for like 5 days. Not even at the gym.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you sure it doesn't smell, or do you just not smell it?

[(Anonymous)]

Are you in the habit of sniffing your pubic hair?

[(Anonymous)]

Now that's a habit I can really get behind!

[(Anonymous)]

Most people don't stink to themselves, even if everyone else can smell them ten feet away.

[(Anonymous)]

if you reek that much, having a bald pussy isn't going to change that.

Calm your tits Toulouse

[chardmonster]

If you've just spent a night at the Mulan Rouge you probably have zero issue with this

Re: Calm your tits Toulouse

[(Anonymous)]

SACRE BLUEEE

Re: Calm your tits Toulouse

[(Anonymous)]

I have known dudes that are ALL ABOUT a little puss smell - not talkin' about hardcore swamp crotch, I'm talking about normal human genital musks and so this whole thread's obssession with MY GOD A PUBE HAIR is fuckin' weird to me.

especially since I probably qualify as the op's prude when it comes to pointless noodez.

Re: Calm your tits Toulouse

[(Anonymous)]

Toulouse is a very pleasant city and I highly recommend spending some time there

... I don't really know what we're talking about

pretty sure

[scrubber]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_de_Toulouse-Lautrec

I know because an Art College scout once said my stuff looked like him and I almost fell to my knees.

Re: Calm your tits Toulouse

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO

not being sarcastic here, that last line for real cracked me up XD

Re: Calm your tits Toulouse

[chardmonster]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_de_Toulouse-Lautrec

[(Anonymous)]

...don't you mean Moulin Rouge?

I'm imagining Mulan getting very embarrassed and red now...

[(Anonymous)]

Oh so much this!

[(Anonymous)]

Illiterate AND childish. Right.

[(Anonymous)]

Objectively hairy. Subjectively "gross". I don't find it to be gross. You should see mine...or maybe not.