[ SECRET POST #3199 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe it was the reason OP liked Cumberbatch in the first place because that implies that OP somehow got the impression that his dick was large and that just seems really strange

like i can't figure out how that would come to pass

[alexi_lupin]

I mean I guess he's pretty tall, maybe OP assumed a correlation.

[(Anonymous)]

>6 feet
>pretty tall

Hows the weather in Hanoi Nguyen?

[alexi_lupin]

You caught me, I'm 163cm, everyone seems tall to me.

[(Anonymous)]

6 feet is pretty tall, isn't it?

/not sarcasm

[dancing_clown]

Average male height in the UK and US is about 5-9 to 5-10. So, it's tall-ish.

Oh, hush.

[(Anonymous)]

We aren't all the Netherlands, and even your grandparents were short, Dutchy.

Re: Oh, hush.

[(Anonymous)]

My Dutch father is a magnificent 5 foot 5...

But he was born during the war when they were all still smuggling their wursts in the frames of bicycles, or so he tells me.

Re: Oh, hush.

[(Anonymous)]

My elderly Dutch neighbour is 6'3" even with a stoop. His son, who was born in 1939, is 5'9". His grandson is 6'3"-ish.

[(Anonymous)]

tall does not equal well hung. My ex-boyfriend had a giant dick and he was really short.

[alexi_lupin]

Are you telling me, OP or everyone? Because I am aware.

[(Anonymous)]

How tf do you know about the size of anon's ex-boyfriend's penis?

[alexi_lupin]

lmao I meant to respond to anon's first sentence but I didn't make that clear