[ SECRET POST #3199 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Midnight Syndicate]


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(Jim Gaffigan)


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[X-Files]


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Comments

[alexi_lupin]

I mean I guess he's pretty tall, maybe OP assumed a correlation.

[(Anonymous)]

>6 feet
>pretty tall

Hows the weather in Hanoi Nguyen?

[alexi_lupin]

You caught me, I'm 163cm, everyone seems tall to me.

[(Anonymous)]

6 feet is pretty tall, isn't it?

/not sarcasm

[dancing_clown]

Average male height in the UK and US is about 5-9 to 5-10. So, it's tall-ish.

Oh, hush.

[(Anonymous)]

We aren't all the Netherlands, and even your grandparents were short, Dutchy.

Re: Oh, hush.

[(Anonymous)]

My Dutch father is a magnificent 5 foot 5...

But he was born during the war when they were all still smuggling their wursts in the frames of bicycles, or so he tells me.

Re: Oh, hush.

[(Anonymous)]

My elderly Dutch neighbour is 6'3" even with a stoop. His son, who was born in 1939, is 5'9". His grandson is 6'3"-ish.

[(Anonymous)]

tall does not equal well hung. My ex-boyfriend had a giant dick and he was really short.

[alexi_lupin]

Are you telling me, OP or everyone? Because I am aware.

[(Anonymous)]

How tf do you know about the size of anon's ex-boyfriend's penis?

[alexi_lupin]

lmao I meant to respond to anon's first sentence but I didn't make that clear