[ SECRET POST #3199 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Midnight Syndicate]


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(Jim Gaffigan)


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Comments

Re: Health Insurance

[(Anonymous)]

So it ISN'T illegal? Huh. I wonder how much getting a pre-nup and all that shit it. Would we have to live together? I mean, I could marry a woman and have an open marriage type of thing.

Re: Health Insurance

[dancing_clown]

Most US states consider adultery (which is still technically what an open marriage is) a misdemeanor, and some consider it a felony. So be careful, there. Piss off your benefits-spouse and things could go haywire.

Re: Health Insurance

[(Anonymous)]

whaaaaaat. america. stupidest thing i've heard all day.

Re: Health Insurance

[(Anonymous)]

I doubt anyone, ANYONE gets arrested for it. It is just one of those old laws that has not been removed from the books.

Re: Health Insurance

[dancing_clown]

Last year. Also, "But if someone files formal charges, law enforcement has to investigate. ... ' "We do have to follow the legal process," Johnson said. 'If A and B are married, and if B signs an affidavit on A and C because they are involved, they all have to come to court.' "

So, check your state and the character of your fake spouse.

Re: Health Insurance

[(Anonymous)]

Was he convicted? If not...eh.

Re: Health Insurance

[dancing_clown]

Because being arrested, jailed and either having to bail yourself out (which is rarely cheap) or just sit there until a court date is no big deal, right? There's no way that could cause problems financially or socially.

Re: Health Insurance

[philstar22]

Arrest records can actually hurt you even if you are never convicted of anything.

Re: Health Insurance

[diet_poison]

wtf?

adultery is illegal? since fucking when?

ETA: upon rereading, I would like to clarify that my ire is not directed at you, sorry ;-;

Re: Health Insurance

[philstar22]

As I mentioned above, the only thing you can't marry for is immigration benefits. You can marry for health insurance, for money, for housing, for anything else.