[ SECRET POST #3212 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3212 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 027 secrets from Secret Submission Post #459.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

I think I can win this

[feotakahari]

I was in the dorm room bathrooms, collecting a fecal sample for my doctor. I was supposed to use one container, then transfer it into another container with a wooden implement like a cross between a spoon and a popsicle stick.

After the transfer, I wasn't sure what to do with the stick, so I tried to stuff it into the used container. It almost fit, but I bent it a little, and it was springier than I realized. When I let go, it went flying.

Shit on my clothes. Shit on my face. Shit in my hair. Shit all over the stall. I had to walk to the sink to clean myself off, surrounded by confused fellow students. I just told them not to ask.

I stayed in that dorm for several more months. I cleaned the stall walls, but no one ever cleaned the shit off the ceiling.

Re: I think I can win this

[(Anonymous)]

This does not beat literally and voluntarily eating shit.

Still gross though.

Re: I think I can win this

[diet_poison]

haha, that's an amazing story. Embarrassing, but amazing, and probably fun to tell after the fact. xD