[ SECRET POST #3212 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3212 ⌋

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Comments

Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

What are the grossest things you've done?

Do you pick your nose? Piss in the shower? Did you ever put something nasty in someone else's food? Post about it here!

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

This was an accident, so I'm not sure it counts, but I want to get it off my chest anyway.

A few months ago my brother stayed over for a few days. He brought his toothbrush and forgot it when he left. I remember noticing it, wondering for a minute which one was mine (I had just gotten a new one, plus my mind wasn't all there those days), but figured this green one was probably it, since it was where I always left mine. The blue one must be his.

Months later, it's time for me to get a new toothbrush again. I had bought a cheap packet of four and knew I had some left, so I take out one of those...Aaaand it doesn't match the green one I'd been using, but rather the blue one.

Which means I had been using my brother's toothbrush for the last few months. Eeeewwww.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Your disgust is a social construct. If you think about it rationally, sharing a toothbrush is just like sharing a spoon or kissing.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I rarely wash my hands when leaving a bathroom. Only if I get an accidental bad wipe going on and run my fingers up my buttcrack or something.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Never shake hands with anyone or touch anything in public.

Re: Gross confessions

[diet_poison]

Important context: are you talking about public restrooms??

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Washing your hands prevent disease, OP! Please do people around you the favour and take, like 10 seconds minimum, to wash your hands with some soap. It's not just bathroom germs you're carrying around you, it's everything your hands have been near since the last time you properly cleaned them.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Unless the restrooms have hands-free faucets, washing your hands is a waste of time.

1) Turn on the facet with your poop germed Hand
2) Now the faucet has poop germs
3) Wash your hands
4) Use your clean hands to turn off the poop germed faucet
5) Congratulations, now your hands are covered with poop germs!

Faucets are the germiest place in a restroom.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

That IS gross. I hope you don't work in food prep at all.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Peeing in the shower is not gross. How is it gross?

Re: Gross confessions

[diet_poison]

I'm inclined to agree - unless my drain cover is hairy and the water's backing up, lol.

But otherwise, it's going down the same pipes, yo.

Re: Gross confessions

[forgottenjester]

This was my reaction.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

because as adults we have a receptacle for urine, it's called the toilet

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

It isn't gross. Pee is sanitary when it first comes out of the body, and then goes immediately down the drain. Hopefully this is followed by the cleansing ritual, and the suds at least go by the places your pee did.

Now peeing in the pool... THAT is gross. Yet tons of folks do it.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I pick my nose regularly. Boogers have to come out somehow.

Re: Gross confessions

[diet_poison]

Yes. Yes. No.

I can't really think of anything that exceeds nose-picking in terms of grossness that I have done on purpose.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

When I was eight, I dared myself to eat some of my own poop. I only got as far as licking it with the tip of my tongue, but it still probably ranks as the grossest thing I've done.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

... I have no words.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I am constantly scratching into my ear and removing dry flakes of earwax and dead skin. I know it must look terrible to other people, but I have dry skin and it's so damn itchy.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

during the winter I'd wipe my nose with my sweatshirt sleeve constantly until it was covered in dry snot and dead skin and smelled like death

Re: Gross confessions

[kallanda_lee]

Pop a pilonidal cyst.

God the smell alone. And it kept leaking. I sat in a bathtub for like 3 hours.

Also I took a weight loss drug called Xenical. It's supposed to separate the fat from your food and excrete it...but basically it just made me shit my pants.

You're welcome.

Re: Gross confessions

[caerbannog]

Changing nappies on newborns is pretty disgusting.

Couple of days back I had to follow the dog around to collect her pee. Now I have to check her rear every few hours to track how her tract is going. It involves patting her butt then washing my hands...

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

If I'm feeling really sleepy, I'll go to bed without brushing my teeth. I also pick my nose because I get crusty boogers and they irritate the heck out of me when I breathe and they flap against the inside of my nose.

I think I can win this

[feotakahari]

I was in the dorm room bathrooms, collecting a fecal sample for my doctor. I was supposed to use one container, then transfer it into another container with a wooden implement like a cross between a spoon and a popsicle stick.

After the transfer, I wasn't sure what to do with the stick, so I tried to stuff it into the used container. It almost fit, but I bent it a little, and it was springier than I realized. When I let go, it went flying.

Shit on my clothes. Shit on my face. Shit in my hair. Shit all over the stall. I had to walk to the sink to clean myself off, surrounded by confused fellow students. I just told them not to ask.

I stayed in that dorm for several more months. I cleaned the stall walls, but no one ever cleaned the shit off the ceiling.

Re: Gross confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I had this giant zit on my back. I squeezed it and about half a teaspoonful of pus sprayed out all over my hand.