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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-11-07 03:39 pm

[ SECRET POST #3230 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3230 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2015-11-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You have to understand; there's a whole generation of fanboys for whom Leia's metal bikini marks the exact moment they became interested in girls. You can literally date the commencement of puberty to the day they first saw Return of the Jedi.

Which, in turn, means there's a generation of geek girls who've learned that if they wear that bikini, they will get laid to the power of LAID. That cute nerdy guy will be fucking you like it's his JOB. You're riding the Bone Train straight to Poundtown, and people that even LOOK like you are gonna be walking funny.