[ SECRET POST #3235 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3235 ⌋

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[(Anonymous)]

I was the kind of kid who made her parents look under the bed for monsters and they used to make up stories about these hideous, grotesque monsters who were just lonely and wanted someone to talk to. The stories my parents told me made me get over my fear of monsters. Naturally, I love those types of stories now. Anybody have recs?

[elialshadowpine]

Yes, but it's for a song, not a story. Link 1: No Lyrics. Link 2: With Lyrics, albeit spelling mistakes and a few missed words. (I gave both because the spelling mistakes and such take away the enjoyment for some people. Not that I'm one of those people or anything... *cough*)

Lyrics sampling, aka, why you should go listen :)

There's a monster that lives beneath your bed
Oh for crying out loud, it's a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board

There`s a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night

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Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad
And you're sure you'd be the worst that he's ever had
If he eats you, don't fret, just cut him open with an axe
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad

Tell the harpies that land on your bed post
That at the count of five you`ll roast them alive
Tell the devil its time you gave him his due
He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes
Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you!

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I won't tell you, there's nothing beneath your bed
I won't tell you, that it's all in your head
This world of ours is not as it seems
The monsters are real but not in your dreams
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,
you'll need it for some of the people you meet

(^ personal favorite part of song)

And no, it's a fairly long bedtime ballad, so to speak, so I'm not actually spoiling the whole song. There's more stuff in there. My fiancee and her hubby (poly) are attempting to strike preggers, as she puts it, and I fully intend to have this song memorized by the time kidlet is of the "seeing things under their bed" age, because it is made of win.

Hopefully this makes it to you, anon! I know I'm coming in way late, but I love this song so very much. It doesn't quite fit, because the monsters aren't friendly, but I love the take on it, and nobody else has posted anything, so... :)

[(Anonymous)]

Awww, I love it. Thank you. :)