[ SECRET POST #3237 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3237 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #463.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[(Anonymous)]

ass to mouth
spitting
finishing on someone's face
CHOKING

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[skeletal_history]

Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto

Smacking/slapping a woman's breasts (why the fuck is this even a thing?)
Physically repositioning a woman without communicating to her, like she's an inanimate object
Really stupid/embarrassing dirty talk
Men Are Silent
It's Over When the Man Comes


In written porn:

Dancing or dueling tongues
"Bed. Now."
Hymens/Maidenheads/Cherries/etc. that are located a couple of inches inside the vaginal canal (x10000 if the author is female, WTFFFF)
Orgasms leaving you "boneless"
Anything described as "boneless" that is not a serving of protein
Stupid or embarrassing dirty talk
---subcategory: dirty talk that involves baby talk

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[(Anonymous)]

subcategory: dirty talk that involves baby talk

o.O

Yeah, gotta say that would weird me the hell out, too.