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[ SECRET POST #3237 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3237 ⌋

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Pretty much everything to do with yaoi.

ass to mouth
spitting
finishing on someone's face
CHOKING

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Smacking/slapping a woman's breasts (why the fuck is this even a thing?)
Physically repositioning a woman without communicating to her, like she's an inanimate object
Really stupid/embarrassing dirty talk
Men Are Silent
It's Over When the Man Comes

In written porn:

Dancing or dueling tongues
"Bed. Now."
Hymens/Maidenheads/Cherries/etc. that are located a couple of inches inside the vaginal canal (x10000 if the author is female, WTFFFF)
Orgasms leaving you "boneless"
Anything described as "boneless" that is not a serving of protein
Stupid or embarrassing dirty talk
---subcategory: dirty talk that involves baby talk

Re: Porn tropes you hate

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-15 00:29 (UTC) - Expand

I can't think of any tropes I hate. I don't like when porn has stories. It is always terrible.

But I hate: people who don't take off their socks/shoes while fucking. It just looks silly. People looking into the camera. Music over the actual video.

Also, when people have a TV in the background because I always get distracted by it. "Why are these people watching Two and a Half Men while having sex. Gross."

If you mean fics? Un-negotiated BDSM. One night stands where they don't use condoms.

Yes to porn with stories (except those cracky superhero ones which are still bad but in a funny way).

Why is it that porn for woman seems to mean the same male gaze just with an added awful story? Not all women need a story in their porn, thank you very much.

Un-negotiated BDSM is the worst. It crops up all the time in supposedly vanilla erotica novels. It has gotten to the point where I mostly read actual BDSM because then the limits and rules are clear. In vanilla het stuff the man orders her around anyway, most of the time, but without the boundaries of BDSM. I hate it.

Edited 2015-11-14 23:11 (UTC)

Ugh, I hate the socks/shoes thing, too.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

kaijinscendre - 2015-11-14 23:52 (UTC) - Expand

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skeletal_history - 2015-11-15 00:08 (UTC) - Expand

This might be exclusive to hentai, but strands of spit connecting the characters' mouths after they kiss. Ew.

Personally I can't stand spitting in general. Triggers my gag reflex something major.

(Talking porn as in slash:) Typical uke/seme and ABO. SO MUCH!

Ugh, I hate this too. Especially when the uke keeps talking about wanting to switch, but the seme won't even consider it because it's not manly or something. Freaking hate that.

Why are the girls in hentai anything almost always crying?

The subway was too good.

Here, have the definitive explanation: http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030824.html

In porn:
The ridiculous platform shoes on women, while they are otherwise naked. Extra hate, if they do the duckface pout.

Ass-to-mouth or ass-to-facial. Ick.

In fandom:
The current trend in Transformers porn to put a humanoid dick and vagina on every robot. I have never hated anything in this fandom this much, and that includes the Bay movies.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com - 2015-11-15 05:21 (UTC) - Expand

LOL

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Spitting
Belittling and insulting name calling
Slapping when it's not SM
Fingerfucking with super long and sharp looking nails
"Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!" etc.
Crying
Childish voices or mannerisms

all of the above are instant turn offs. And in 90% of mainstream professionally produced het porn, it seems.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-15 00:42 (UTC) - Expand

Literally everything men produce.

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(Anonymous) - 2015-11-14 23:35 (UTC) - Expand

I could do with a little less in the facial department. Especially after anal.

Spitting. Always the spitting. Not hot at all.

All of them? I like fade-to-black or implied rather than full descriptions.

Honestly, I've never read any well-written smut. Does anyone have recs? I'd love to read something actually erotic.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-15 08:41 (UTC) - Expand

Anyone spitting on vaginas or using spit as lubrication. No no no

Ugly guys. I dunno if that's a trope, but I haven't seen any het porn where the guys are hot.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-15 04:15 (UTC) - Expand

Swallowing cum.
Fisting.
Facials.

Just about anything involving verbal humiliation makes me nope out of it. Especially cuckold. It's really hard to find good bi stuff that doesn't involve cuckold.

I'd be down with the money shot if it wasn't so obviously contrived, and there was a lot more focus on non-penetrative sex.

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