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⌈ Secret Post #3237 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[kaijinscendre]

I can't think of any tropes I hate. I don't like when porn has stories. It is always terrible.

But I hate: people who don't take off their socks/shoes while fucking. It just looks silly. People looking into the camera. Music over the actual video.

Also, when people have a TV in the background because I always get distracted by it. "Why are these people watching Two and a Half Men while having sex. Gross."

If you mean fics? Un-negotiated BDSM. One night stands where they don't use condoms.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[philstar22]

Yes to porn with stories (except those cracky superhero ones which are still bad but in a funny way).

Why is it that porn for woman seems to mean the same male gaze just with an added awful story? Not all women need a story in their porn, thank you very much.

Un-negotiated BDSM is the worst. It crops up all the time in supposedly vanilla erotica novels. It has gotten to the point where I mostly read actual BDSM because then the limits and rules are clear. In vanilla het stuff the man orders her around anyway, most of the time, but without the boundaries of BDSM. I hate it.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[skeletal_history]

Ugh, I hate the socks/shoes thing, too.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[kaijinscendre]

I especially hate when it is really point high heels. Because all I can think is that someone is about to lose an eye.

Re: Porn tropes you hate

[skeletal_history]

Chunky heels are terrible, too -- you could get clunked in the head or accidentally sit on one and get bruised. :(

OH. Just recalled seeing porn with guys who are completely naked except wearing sneakers and socks. ....That is THE WORST.