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[ SECRET POST #3237 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3237 ⌋

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I can't look at those anatomical nightmares without feeling repulsed. Broken spine, two segments of stomaches, six legs. Who in their right mind finds this attractive unless they have a genetic abomination fetish. Hell, I even understand the appeal of furry shit, but this a crime against humanity and biology as a whole. I'm usually all about that live and let live, non-kinshaming lifestyle, but fucking centaurs man. The idea should have died a couple of centuries ago.

http://i.imgur.com/3KpZrVE.png

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Very Potter Musical...or? Where? I must know!

it's a Very Potter Sequel

which is actually something of a prequel

I need to watch those musicals. Thanks anon!

Blame the ancient Greeks. They started it.

Doesn't having two stomachs seem really nice though? You could eat so much. In fact, you probably would have to eat a lot.

This is canon in the Narnia books!

one of my favorite things about The Horse And His Boy was the part where they explain how centaurs have to eat and finish it up with "so you see, it's a very serious thing to invite a centaur for breakfast"

I thought that was in "Prince Caspian"?

Re: Fucking centaurs

mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com - 2015-11-15 05:56 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Fucking centaurs

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-15 06:32 (UTC) - Expand

How do you feel about satyrs tho?

*whispers in shame* I only think James McAvoy is cute when he's a satyr

With or without the scarf?

With the scarf because he needs to keep his upper body warm...... N-not because it adds an element of being butt naked except for a single clothing item......

DA

They always kind of freaked me out. I remember seeing the lithographs or paintings of these pudgy old men goat things chasing after nymphs. It made me uncomfortable.

And I had no idea McAvoy was Tumnus! I feel a little better about thinking he was kind of cute.

Did you mean 6 limbs? cause centayrs only have 4 legs

arms are limbs too.

Yeah but OP said 6 legs.

Anything is a leg if try hard enough.

Re: Fucking centaurs

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-15 04:48 (UTC) - Expand

Thi s is really funny BUT ALSO I KINDA AGREE ABOUT THE SPINES LIKE THAT SHIT MAKES SO SENSE

also female centaurs shouldn't have breasts there is no reason for that they should just have teats on the horse part.

But don't male centaurs have nipples? Or is it like...female centaurs don't develop breasts at centaur-puberty, they just stay flat like little girls...

Also, how do centaurs' two sets of lungs work...

idk about male centaur nipples but there is no reason for them to have a mammary gland on their chests when a baby centaur would only be able to reach it on the horse part?? what do baby centaurs look like anyway do they come out like much older children since colts come out more developed than human babies? Also I never thought about the lungs oh my god this is making me ask two many questions OKAY I FULLY AGREE WITH OP NOW.

Re: Fucking centaurs

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-15 03:42 (UTC) - Expand

Look at the earlier Greek centaurs which, instead of being a human upper body where a horse's head would go, it's a whoe human with the rear end of a horse stuck to the human butt. So... two dicks.

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