[ SECRET POST #3239 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3239 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani]


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03.
[Law & Order SVU/OZ]


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04.
[Unforgotten, The Fall]


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05.
[Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything]


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[Markiplier]


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07.
[Law & Order SVU (John Munch)]


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08.
[Kaiji]








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Comments

Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Not the same anon as above, but I did think the question lends itself to gender reversal rather nicley so:

Think of two hot girls you ship. Or just like to think about fucking.

You're given the option of

A) watching them have sex
B) having sex with one of them

Which one?

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Limited to 100% straight or do bi men count?

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Don't see why bi-men wouldn't count.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, then A.

The whole point of lesbian porn is that it's lesbians. Once a dude gets in there it's a different dynamic. Not worse or better, but different. If I'm looking for lesbian porn then I'm seeking lesbian porn. If I wanted het porn there's plenty of that elsewhere

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

That's a really weird question to me. Um. Like, are we talking about characters that we ship somehow coming to life and then being given that opportunity? What a weird-ass hypothetical scenario.

In any case, I wouldn't do either. Because, like, they're characters that I ship. I like imagining them in a relationship. Now, when they're fictional - but if they were real, then I wouldn't want to either disrupt their relationship by sleeping with one of them, or intrude on what would be a private and intimate thing by watching them have sex. I think the case would be the same for any actual people that I found hot in a relationship.

Porn's different, because it's like... the whole thing is a performance for the purpose of being watched. But an actual pairing that I ship, absolutely not.

What a weird, weird fucking hypothetical question.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

I assumed it was watch them fucking like in a movie or animation or something

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so like, watch a video of characters that I like fucking, or have sex with one of said characters? In that case, definitely the former (the video thing).

Um, mostly because, again, I ship them in a relationship, I care about their relationship with each other. But also because... um, the immediate felt thing is that I'm not good enough for them. A more reasoned, objective way of expressing that is that I have major issues with self-confidence, self-image, and sexual expression, and that's probably one of the main reasons that I ship f/f stuff to start with.

Straight / Borderline-Ace Girl

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't do either. Because, like, they're characters that I ship. I like imagining them in a relationship. Now, when they're fictional - but if they were real, then I wouldn't want to either disrupt their relationship by sleeping with one of them, or intrude on what would be a private and intimate thing by watching them have sex.

This is exactly how I feel about it too. Even just thinking about it feels kind of uncomfortable. It would just be so intrusive towards something that I actually care quite a lot about, but from the outside.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[herpymcderp]

What's with the erasure OP?

Why can't bi boys answer these questions huh?

What if I want to talk about whether or not I would have sex with imaginary characters?!?!

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Men don't really ship, jsyk.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Some of us do!

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[herpymcderp]

Well, that's a lie and a half.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

I really, really do.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Some do! Most straight guys I know are more interested in straight ships than lesbian ships, though.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Think of two hot girls you ship. Or just like to think about fucking.

I think OP knows this.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

They do and even have shipwars every now and then.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

I'd much rather watch. I'm not interested in fucking anyone of either gender but I'm happy to live vicariously through other people, and the dynamic of lesbian pairings appeal to me more than other types.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

This thread seems to imply an equivalency with the above thread which is just not there. Male shipping habits are drastically different in nature to women's.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

How so, O wise one?

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure there have been extensive studies done on the subject.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[herpymcderp]

Pffffffft.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

What is a biy?

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe a bi guy? A bi boy? A bi bay?

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[(Anonymous)]

Definitely b. So many hot women especially from ME. Plus I don't get much from my fiancee anymore.

Re: Question to straight biys who watch lesbian porn

[kallanda_lee]

You realize that will not get better once you marry, right?