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Things like taking a dump, fapping, having sex or undressing, the kind of things you usually don't do in front of other people.

Do you feel comfortable doing them in front of your pets?

My cat doesn't give me a choice.

Do you also have a cat who wails like he's dying if he doesn't get taken into the bathroom with you?

My former roommate's cat, before she passed away, would scratch at the bathroom door whenever it was shut. We always had to leave it open slightly. She didn't necessarily need to come in every time, but she couldn't handle having people behind closed doors where she couldn't get to them if she wanted.

The last few months she'd also, for some reason, only drink out of the bathroom sink so she'd follow us in and jump on the sink and rub herself against our arms until we gave her more water.

A closed door is a terrible thing to a cat.

My former's roommate's cat wouldn't drink out of the sink, but she'd pee in it instead of in the litter box. Took her to the vet to make sure there wasn't a medical issue, and...nope, she was perfectly healthy; it was just where she liked to go.

Re: Doing private things in front of pets

philstar22 - 2015-11-19 01:04 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Doing private things in front of pets

(Anonymous) - 2015-11-19 03:38 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Doing private things in front of pets

a_potato - 2015-11-21 21:33 (UTC) - Expand

Oh she doesn't even bother with that. She just darts right in after me before I can slam the door and then refuses to leave.

Ha! My cat used to. Now he patiently waits by the door when I lock it.

I used to be weirded out by fapping with the cat on the bed. but it turns out he's just a fat lump who doesn't even stir if he gets a foot in the butt so now I don't care. It's not like he's watching or participating, he doesn't even climb on me or sit on my foot.

never been bothered by having them in the bathroom with me though. their toilet is right in plain sight, fair's fair.

Used to be uncomfortable but stopped caring. My cat is too cool to stare at me the whole time anyway. He does however love watching the toilet flush.

I generally kick cats out of the bathroom if I'm in there. I don't like them trying to get on my lap.

I think I've masturbated and had the cat climb on me during it. He liked to sit on people. He was also near impossible to shake off most of the time.

I'm cool doing any of that in front of my cats. My cats are lazy and don't judge. They just want me to reach down and scritch behind their ears while I'm shitting or undressing or fapping. Showering? Well, one will just sit on the toilet and listen to me belt out Lady Gaga songs or cartoon openings. The other hops right in the shower and wants to be washed with me.

Birds...not so much. Can't even FART around a bird. Every bird we had that we farted around learned to mimic farts.

omg anon I laughed so hard I cried. birds mimicking farts. oh my god.

That story about the birds is hilarious :D.

I don't care really, my cat isn't gonna judge me.

Though I did once have my partner make me turn the lights off before sex cause of the classic "your cat won't stop looking at me"

My cat licks her ass in front of me. I figure I can masturbate in the same room, she is in NO position to judge.

My cat always wants to be in the bathroom when I am. At least he grew out of biting my ankles when I couldn't go anywhere--although I'm kind of sad that he no longer hops up onto the counter to take a pee in the sink to keep me company.

But fapping? Nope, cat goes out of the room, because he'd think I was doing it to entertain him and pounce on my hand.

My dog is my shadow when I'm at home and she goes into the bathroom with me but I put her in her crate when I fap/have sex. It's weird to see her staring at me like LOL WUT R U DOIN' RN???? lol.

My dog literally gave birth in my bed while I was sleeping in it so she better not judge.

I'm not bothered and my cats can and do open the bathroom door anyway so I'm used to having a cat on my lap(or in my trousers) while I'm using the toilet.

I pretty much don't care about any of those things but...

My cat refuses to be kept out of the bathroom while I poop. He MUST come over and stand on my knee and reach his paw up to my face so I'll headbutt him.

My cat is codependent as fuck, is what I'm trying to say.

I've resigned to no privacy.

Edited 2015-11-19 02:06 (UTC)

I don't mind the cats, while doing any of that, because they don't care that much. Having sex while the dog was in the same room was realky embarrasing, though. She'd be halfway up the bed, like "what're you doing? That looks fun!"

The only time I've had a cat who wanted to be in the bathroom while I was in there was the few days a stray decided to visit us just after I'd had surgery. I think he was aware I wasn't well and wanted to stay near, however we couldn't keep him around.

Yes, I trust my cats not to judge me or tell on me.

Undressing doesn't bother me. (This is partly because I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin and partly because my parents' dogs are big enough that bating them usually involved just taking them in the shower with you, and that's something I did a fair amount while still living at home.) I would make an effort not to use the bathroom in front of a pet but if there was no choice I'd be okay with it.

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