[ SECRET POST #3244 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3244 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Walking Dead]


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03.
[Splatoon]


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04.
[Doc Martin]


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05.
[Silmarillion]


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06.
[Tucker & Dale vs. Evil]


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07.
[Deep Blue Sea]


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08.
[undertale]


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09.
(Fantasy author Scott Lynch)


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10.
(Taylor Swift, "Shake it Off")


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11.
[Dany Boon]


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12.
[Masturbation Master Kurosawa]








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Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/mRWTcTT.jpg
(Fantasy author Scott Lynch)

[(Anonymous)]

They're on par to me--I don't find either of them terribly good-looking. Though the original of the photo you picked is considerably more flattering of him than of her. But hey, to each their own.

I just find it delightful that two of my favorite authors are a couple.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't see how that guy is attractive. I mean, he's not ugly, but he's plain and dull looking imo

[vethica]

Well, he's got nice hair.

[(Anonymous)]

It's flat and a bit frizzy at the end, though? I mean, it's clean - which is more than a lot of long-haired guys seem to manage, not stringy or badly cut. But it's also just kinda there?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. Without knowing anything else about him, the hair would make me worry that he's the kind of nerd that tries to make the FLCS less friendly. Not that there aren't plenty of perfectly decent dudes with long, uncared-for hair, but.

[sabotabby]

Full disclosure: I have never met him IRL, just interacted a bit with him online and he's a friend-of-a-friend. (Plus I really dig his books.) I know what you're saying about that look but I'm pretty sure he's not one of Those Guys.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, good! Even secondhand, it's always nice to hear confirmation that people are probably cool. :)

[(Anonymous)]

What is FLCS?

[vethica]

It's okay, I don't really know what makes hair interesting. I just like long hair.

[(Anonymous)]

... you just described my hair and I'm a woman. :(

[(Anonymous)]

Well, to be honest, it's my hair, too - if I don't use any product or style it at all. And to be honest, while nicely kept long hair on guys is amazing, I'm a lot more critical of long hair on guys because so often it's not cared for properly and just looks bad. At any rate, I never said this dude had BAD hair, it's just... there? It doesn't make him attractive to me, but then, his overall appearance just doesn't do it for me personally.

[(Anonymous)]

IA with the above poster. I feel like I judge guys with meh long hair much more than girls with meh long hair, just because guys are traditionally sanctioned the shorter styles that are actually easy to keep looking decent while women's shorter styles usually take more effort. Not that I actually judge people on their hair very much at all? I'll just notice a guy with less healthy/less styles long hair more than I would a girl with the same hair.

[(Anonymous)]

We all have shallow moments! This is what F!S is for.

[(Anonymous)]

just looked up a pic of his girlfriend.
they look...the same
like she looks like a female version of him, or like they are related, their facial features are really similar.
neither of them look bad, its just sorta funny you think he's super cute and she's bad looking.

[(Anonymous)]

I had to google it too after reading the secret. She's... okay? I dunno. Being broad shouldered and beefy as a woman doesn't always appeal to people.

[lotesse]

lovely microaggressions you've got there

[brooms]

ot, but your lyra icons are fantastic.

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I'm a broad shouldered and beefy woman as well. That's how I know it's a body type that doesn't always appeal to people. If you reread my comment, you might notice how I didn't say that sort of discrimination was a good thing OR a bad thing, I simply said it happens.

[verloren1983]

I had to look it up too, and I had the exact same thought.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, she is NOT attractive at all.

[(Anonymous)]

I know, right? That purple complexion can't be a good indicator of health and she doesn't even have a nose.

i give your joke a 1.4!

[(Anonymous)]

Google Scott Lynch girlfriend and you'll see her actual face, not the cover-up.

[(Anonymous)]

I would put them on exactly the same level of attractiveness, which is not very.

[(Anonymous)]

Agree with others that they're about equal. Although she has very fine hair (I can relate!), so some volumizing product/a blow dryer would probably do wonders.

More importantly, we as a society need to get over it when the woman of a couple is less attractive than the man. Not many people care when it's the reverse, and it very often is the reverse.