[ SECRET POST #3253 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3253 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Fallout]


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03.
[Colonel Fitzwilliam, Pride and Prejudice 1995 miniseries]


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04.
[Master and Commander/Aubrey/Maturin series]


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05.
[Undertale]


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06.
[Justified]


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07.
[Fury, Don/Boyd]


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08.
(The Pioneer Woman/Ree Drummond)


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09.
[Interworld]











Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 038 secrets from Secret Submission Post #465.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Period Shits

[(Anonymous)]

I had a period recently, the first regular one in a long time. Worst. Period shits. Ever. The feeling of constant constipation combined with a constant need to poop, stuff streaming out of both holes; both my asshole and my uterus felt like they were being choked, so my lower back/lower abdomen was just a mess of nope.

Please tell me I'm not alone in this...

Re: Period Shits

[(Anonymous)]

You're definitely not alone in that. I always have at least one day where I feel like I need to sit on the toilet all day and then take a really scalding hot shower afterwards 'cause toilet paper doesn't feel like enough, you know? Thank goodness for wet wipes.

Re: Period Shits

[(Anonymous)]

Amen.

Re: Period Shits

[(Anonymous)]

It's a mix for me. At first I cannot take a shit AT ALL despite feeling like I need to all the time and it's painful as hell because sitting on the toilet does not agree with my cramps. Fucking cramps. Then after a day or two (depending how bad the cramps are) I manage to get the first, painful as fuck shit done and then it's diarrhea for the rest of my period.

Fucking periods.

Re: Period Shits

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't felt the kind of pain in my lower back that you do, but all the other stuff you describe I've had to deal with on some level or another, yeah. It's just a nasty mess all around and makes me feel even more blech and yucky than I already do :/.

Re: Period Shits

[nightscale]

Ugh period shits are the worst. I don't get the constipation part but I do get the feeling that I need to go to the toilet when I actually don't(and when I do it's not a pleasant experience).

Re: Period Shits

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, you're not. I get that every now and then. It might not be full-on crippling diarrhea, but stools are often softer, and there are those moments I can't tell the difference between menstrual cramps and intestinal cramps.