[ SECRET POST #3256 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3256 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Man From U.N.C.L.E.]


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[Ace Attorney]


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Notes:

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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

If you had to make up a gender identity for yourself that isn't generally recognized, what would it be? How about a sexuality?

You cannot use anything you currently identify as.

Be as light-hearted or serious as you want.

[kallanda_lee]

I dunno, I think, ideally, I wouldn't have secondary sexual characteristics as beards or boobs. And no periods. A penis might be fun but not necessarily optional.

And I'd be pansexual I guess, because that seems the least limiting.

[(Anonymous)]

No boobs, penises or periods for me. I'm undecided on the beard though. XD

[kallanda_lee]

Eh, I have unwanted facial hair I get lasered off (which is expensive yo) so no beard for me.

[(Anonymous)]

Gender: Only-willing-to-wear-dresses-if-they're-big-fancy-ones-otherwise-pants

Sexuality: Alonewithacatsexual

[(Anonymous)]

Cyborgsexual.

[case]

Robot

...robot?

[(Anonymous)]

you're robosexual?

[case]

Nah, I meant more like I have the sexuality of one, which is none!

(I guess technically you could say sex robots exist, but I don't think you can say they're attracted to anything.)

[sarillia]

Now I'm wondering about the ethics of programming certain attractions into a sentient robot.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm imagining a sex robot falling in love with or at least being attracted to an asexual human

[case]

"Mom? I think I'm gay."
"What do you mean?"
"I was at school, and there's this new girl, and she's really pretty, and..."
"Don't worry honey, it's just a phase."
"A phase?"
"Yes. Well, we set you to default bisexual for your teen phase."
"Oh."
"If you ever get uncomfortable with that, we can switch whatever you like on or off for you, okay? Just let us know."
"Okay."
"You're not uncomfortable with it now, are you?"
"No."
"Okay then. What's her name?"

[(Anonymous)]

sour cream and onion chips

[caerbannog]

Sexuality: business hours indifferent.

[herpymcderp]

Can we just have an island where no genders exist period? I think a genderless society would be neat.

We'd be like a giant human bacterial colony...

[(Anonymous)]

what if I like my gender...

[herpymcderp]

Then you can keep it and just watch the giant genderless human biomass sway together in the evening breeze.

[(Anonymous)]

Togagender : conforms to neither menswear or womens wear, wears togas and robes instead. Also fuzzy slippers. Since my gender is indiscernible from my clothing i must not be male or female.


Superherosexual: only attracted to superheros

[(Anonymous)]

Alcosexual.

It's like being chocosexual for alcohol.

[(Anonymous)]

Gender: [my name]. Just...my name. As a gender. Hey, it's not like it wouldn't fit!

Sexuality: Beingsomeoneelsesexual. Because technically, as an asexual, I'd only be attracted to anyone if I weren't me. :P

[(Anonymous)]

gender: :T
sexuality: dazed, confused, and barely there

[(Anonymous)]

Gender: Giant goddamn robot.

Sexuality: Completely Blurrsexual.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Gender: Silmaril.

Sexuality: Fictional (as in, all the guys I really like are fictional).