[ SECRET POST #412 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #412 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

So much crying, wtf!

Secrets Left to Post: 3 pages, 75 secrets from Secret Submission Post #059.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 2 ] not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom, [ 1 ] too big.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

Hell yes, it's hilarious. *I* find it hilarious and it's my secret.

...which says something about my levels of arrogance.

Anyway, yeah. I was kidding. Sorry if that didn't come across.

- OP

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

..Do you love me?

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

For responding with that? You have no idea how much. Made my day

I brought you a present. It's a boy's finger.

- the highly-amused OP

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

I GOT EVERYTHING THAT'S GOOD. LIKE THIS. THIS IS GOOD. YOU CAN HAVE THIS.

I LIKE YOU. DO YOU LIKE ME? MAKE AN ASSESSMENT.

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

Let me explain: this is Number 2. He runs a coffee shop. This is the number 9, he's a customer. One day, 9 goes in and 2 goes "I don't have a coffee house no more, I have a knife-fighting academy"

And Number 9 goes, "I want coffee"

And Number 2 goes "No. I'm going to slice you and learn how to slice others!"

- The by-now utterly amused OP

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

That's milky Joe with a wig on. ]:

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

They call him The Shrew. Arms in short, then with the claw

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

Who did we summon last week?

HITLER!

YEAH! A REAL LAUGH HITLER WAS... THEN I SHIT ON HIM!

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

Is it true you are an erotic adventurer of the most depraved kind?

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE MOON.

EVERYBODY SEE THE MOON.

THE MOON IS WHITE.

THE MOON IS BRIGHT.

EVERYBODY LOOKED AT THE MOON!

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

Bouncy, bouncy, oh such a good time!

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

Eels up inside 'ya!

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

the time we used the chives, it really came aliiiiveee

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

Sorry, our band has a strict thin legs policy.

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

ah, but you've failed to take into account my mirror balls

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

We don't need scat at this point.

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

It's all about experience. Have you had a mountain goat run away with your scrotum and then sell it on Ebay a day later?

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

When you look at me, what do you see? Gandalf the whory old grey?

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

Wrinkled evil in an aged nightmare

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

I'M A COCKNEY I'M A COCKNEY!

Wow. lol

Re: #32

[(Anonymous)]

are you really now?

c'mon you cheeky vixen, get in my wheelbarrow

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

Feel free to contact me via AIM. :)

Re: #32

[krillia.livejournal.com]

Or I could just de-anon. Most of the people who would actually call me out for this secret would do so because of the Booshiness, not the specific content (silly people, thinking it's stupid!), which makes it highly unlikely they would scroll to the end of a massive quote war. In fact, I only know of about four people who would call me on content, and while I talk to them IRL quite often, I don't think they frequent f!s. So I shall take the calculated risk.

*waves* You totally managed to fix a bad day, for the record. :)

Hugs,
the no-longer-anon OP

Re: #32

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

I only know of two people who watch Boosh. One of which got us into it.

I'm sorry to hear about your bad day. :(

Re: #32

[jokersama.livejournal.com]

Aw man, late to the Boosh love-in here! But that's the story of my life. :( I only got into it a few months ago, too.

(Feel free to go "NOT YOU, LURKER!" for butting in on your guys' party. XD)