[ SECRET POST #3261 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[cloud_riven]

Riddler/Penguin, anyverse

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

The Penguin was in one of his extravagant bird-themed nightclubs, doing villainy stuff, when suddenly the Riddler smashed through the wall and punched one of the Penguin's henchmen in the nuts, then another, and another. Soon all the henchmen in the club had been punched in the nuts.

"Dude, what the fuck?" said the Penguin.

"WALK UP TO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A BIG COCK," said the Riddler triumphantly, as he kicked at the body of one of his victims, who was lying on the floor and clutching his groin in agony.

"Ha ha very funny, you're Macklemore. But what are you doing here? You know I'm gonna charge you for that wall you just destroyed, right?" said the Penguin.

The Riddler sighed, his head drooping like a sad, wilting flower. "I get really lonely sometimes..." he said sadly.

"Well fuck bro, why didn't you just say so, no need to come smashing through my walls kicking up all my henchmen's nuts and shit, that is like so rude," said the Penguin.

"If I suck your dick will you forgive me for destroying your wall?"

"Yeah sure okay," said the Penguin after carefully considering the proposal for two seconds.

So the Riddler gave the Penguin a BJ. But before the Penguin had a chance to return the favour, Batman showed up and beat the shit out of both of them for causing a disturbance in the neighbourhood. Turns out the Penguin squawks really loudly when he orgasms. REALLY, REALLY loudly.

Cockblocked? More like Batblocked.

The End.

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[cloud_riven]

You have done every god's work today ♥

If I ever draw this maybe, would you mind?

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

I would be very flattered, albeit slightly baffled, if you drew this!

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

LOL
is it too late or can I have House/Stella from CSINY?

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

Stella was having a very bad day. When she first got up that morning, there was a ton of construction going on right outside her house, and it was extremely loud and annoying. Then when she went to the store to buy some ear plugs, she was almost hit by a car. Miraculously, she survived by doing an impromptu epic backflip over the car's hood. Unfortunately, her nose started to bleed right afterwards. Stella took a tampon out of her purse and shoved up her nose, hoping it would put a stop to the bleeding, but it didn't.

Fortunately, there happened to be a doctor nearby, who was on his way to the very same store Stella was going to, although his intention was to buy low-fat yogurt, not ear plugs.

The doctor went up to Stella and inspected her bleeding nose.

"It's definitely lupus," said the doctor, who was named House.

"No it's not," said Stella.

"I'm a doctor, I know lupus when I see it," said House, who was a doctor

"I don't believe you," said Stella.

"Okay, I was just screwing with you," House admitted.

There was awkward silence between them. Then, because this is a Soulmate AU, Stella looked down at the words on her wrist. The words that said, "It's definitely lupus." They were glowing.

"Oh fuck," said Stella.

House pulled up his shirt and looked at the words on his stomach. "No it's not." They were also glowing.

"Looks like we're soulmates," he said.

Stella sighed. "Yeah, it does seem that way, doesn't it?"

They went to Applebee's for lunch together, and they probably had hot sex later on.

The End.

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

yay! thank you!