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⌈ Secret Post #3262 ⌋

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[Yogscast: Hannah Rutherford and Lewis Brindley]

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[El Goonish Shive]

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[Evita]

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[The Blair Witch Project]

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(Kirsten Dunst as Peggy Blumquist in Fargo)

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You forgot that our dear Kvothe (fuck his name, seriously) was the only one to ever get accepted into university on a scholarship AND was younger than anybody else, can do fancy magic nobody else can do, befriends all the ~strange~ people and creatures, is cleverer and tricksier than anybody, and is the best musician to ever music.

I had seen all the positive reviews, and was stunned by how lousy the book actually was. I agree with you so much.

ETA: FORGOT THAT HE IS THE SENSEI OF HIS FAERIE SIDEKICK

Edited 2015-12-10 04:40 (UTC)

Oh but even though he's awesome people hate him and are trying to bring him down just 'cause, so see he CAN'T be a Stu, and also poor him, woe, woe, woe.

I also heard that, in the second book, a succubus captures him, but even though he's a virgin, HE'S THE BEST LAY SHE'S EVER HAD (because he is just such a sensitive guy, you know?). So she doesn't kill him, she just keeps fucking him until he's like, "well, I gotta go." Like what the ever-loving fuck.

Oh my god, seriously? Seriously??? That is hilarious. How can anybody take the story seriously after something like that?

My understanding is that a lot of people couldn't.

And don't forget the warriors who have never taught an outsider their secret badass arts, until one day, HARK, IS THAT A KVOTHE?

I am amazed he doesn't have several books of prophecy about him.

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