[ SECRET POST #3266 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3266 ⌋

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Comments

[blitzwing]

There are men who never get random boners either. You can go out of your way to make friends with males; that doesn't ensure you'll get friends who share your problem with random boners.

but I'll never experience a boner.

You walked right into that one.

[(Anonymous)]

OMFG. Why are you being so obtuse? Of COURSE there are going to be men who don't. But I have two groups of friends.

Group A: 5 Woman
Group B: 5 Men.

Which fucking group do you think is more likely to be able to empathize with random boners?

You can go out of your way to make friends with males; that doesn't ensure you'll get friends who share your problem with random boners.

You stupid, stupid person. No one is saying you say to yourself, "I need to talk about boners, I should specifically search out men I SHARE NO OTHER INTERESTS WITH FOR BONER TALK.

But, it means that when talking about a certain subject, you TALK TO THE FUCKING GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO YOU THINK WILL UNDERSTAND.

Like how do you not understand this?

[blitzwing]

Which fucking group do you think is more likely to be able to empathize with random boners?

No clue? That's really going to depend on the sex drives of the individuals.

But, it means that when talking about a certain subject, you TALK TO THE FUCKING GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO YOU THINK WILL UNDERSTAND.

Sure, I just don't get the supposedly important gender link.

[(Anonymous)]

You do know women* can't get boners...right? Have you had sex ed? Oh god. Are you a child?


*except for like a .5% consisting of trans individuals

[blitzwing]

No, but they can experience random, uncomfortable, and persistent arousal. Likewise, there are men that have no experience with random unwanted arousal.

[(Anonymous)]

That is not the same as a boner. You can't generally tell when a woman is aroused from physical cues.

A boner is a physical and visible sign of arousal. Something women can't really relate to.

"God. It was so embarrassing when I got a hard-on in front of the whole class."
Male Friend: I know, man. A stiff breeze can get me up at the worst times.
Female Friend: I too get aroused! Not that you can tell. But yeah, becoming slightly sweaty is the same that!

And because I think you may be like 12...this is a boner. SFW https://assets.rbl.ms/1547692/980x.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[diet_poison]

Yeah, but other people can't SEE it. There's a really big difference there.

[blitzwing]

Maybe they can't see yours. That doesn't apply to every woman. Some women produce enough lubrication when aroused that it will leak through their clothes or down their legs.

[diet_poison]

That's still not really comparable to a boner.

And I have to admit, I have never heard of that actually happening. (I also have to wonder if any of these women wear pantyliners.)

[blitzwing]

That's still not really comparable to a boner.

You can say that, but you're not providing any explanation for why it isn't.

[(Anonymous)]

When someone has a boner, the penis rises up. This is very noticeable even if the person has a really small penis. I'm sure you've heard the term "pitches a tent", from the penis lifting up the front of the pants so it looks like a tent. This can be seen by most people unless the boner-haver in question covers it with their hands or an item, and even then it'll likely be noticed unless the person regularly covers their crotch with their hands or random items.

Meanwhile the most that others might notice if I get aroused is blushing, in rare cases a wet spot if I'm not careful... and then people's first assumption will be that I peed myself, not that I'm aroused.

(This explanation is done in the assumption that you're genuinely confused and not just the worst Devil's Advocate ever.)

[blitzwing]

(This explanation is done in the assumption that you're genuinely confused and not just the worst Devil's Advocate ever.)

Your explanation really isn't making any kind of case here. A wet spot is noticeable and embarrassing, and can be seen. So why is that you believe that women can't have empathy for the problems of men experiencing random boners?

[(Anonymous)]

NA Please stop it with the name calling.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, you're such an idiot.

[blitzwing]

I know.

[(Anonymous)]

At least you admit it.

[(Anonymous)]

OMFG. Why are you being so obtuse?

Don't worry, anon, you're not the only one wondering this. I've been wondering it since this poster's first few comments in this thread. Their mulishness here is bizarre, considering this is such an inconsequential discussion in the first place.

[(Anonymous)]

nyart

It's like the weirdest case of devil's advocate ever.