[ SECRET POST #3282 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3282 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 018 secrets from Secret Submission Post #469.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[fingalsanteater]

None.

Poe is going to fuck two cat girl aliens to show audiences how hetero he is in the first scene on the next movie. Finn and Rey will kiss at the emotional climax of the movie and from then on be a couple. Kylo Ren is probably Rey's brother and/or cousin (yeah, I meant and/or) and he's just going to cry over his grandpa and be too busy to date.

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[(Anonymous)]

Shouldn't you put spoiler tags on such a post?

Also, let's be real. The nuances of alien gender/sexuality will be lost on audiences and the cat alien ladies will only appear to be "cat alien ladies".

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[fingalsanteater]

Spoilers for whatever the next Stars Wars movie is called because my previous post is true facts.

It's gonna be Star Wars into the Darkness 2: I Hope You Assholes Liked the First One Because Now I'm Gonna Fuck It Up Boogaloo.

Sorry, I just keep seeing all the posts and articles about Poe and Finn's relationship being a love story and they're gonna be gay leads guys, totally, and I'm super bitter and jaded and just keep thinking that JJ will go out his way to make them seem so hetero just like in Star Trek.

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[(Anonymous)]

Jar Jar isn't involved, next movie has a new director.

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[fingalsanteater]

Oh, well. Good?

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[(Anonymous)]

SA

lol @ Kylo crying over his grandpa. Just wait until he realizes the error of committing patricide.

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[fingalsanteater]

I mean, I'm sure he knows that committing patricide is bad, but someone needs to sit that boy (lol, he's like 30) down and tell him his idol was pretty bad at all that dark side stuff seeing as he betrayed his master in the end and technically turned to the light. (Love the imagery of the burnt helmet. It's white - symbolic of his light side turn, yet Kylo idolizes man who wore the black helmet. I'm too lazy to meta further.).

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[(Anonymous)]

Based on the novelisation, he actually is aware of Vader's ultimate failing and he doesn't like it. It's very amusing.

Your fave is problematic: Saved his son, killed Darth Sidious.

Re: Star Wars shipping question

[fingalsanteater]

OMG that's hilarious.