[ SECRET POST #417 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #417 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[case]

Then again, I'm always the one full of stupid ideas that people go with anyway, and you're the voice of conscience (and you are ALSO obviously a girl pretending to be a boy on the interwebz).

[failaga.livejournal.com]

CASE

MAYBE THIS DYNAMIC IS WRONG FOR US

MAYBE IT'S NOT MEANT TO BEEEE

[case]

oh well

[failaga.livejournal.com]

FINE, THANKS, OH WELL TO YOU TOO ): Robot dfkgjfng

[case]

... Jack. You know just as much as I do about my dark history and how I was created in the laboratory of a mad, lonely scientist who desperately wanted some kind of social interaction, even if it were in the form of a pre-programmed android. You know I was created to be casual company, not to be involved in a serious relationship of any kind, and cannot be reprogrammed because my creator took the passwords to my system files with him into death.

I can't help what I am, Jack. I understand that I have no deep feelings about other human beings. You knew that too, going in. I was programmed to adapt and learn, but... can love bloom in this robot heart of mine? I don't know. It hasn't yet.

[failaga.livejournal.com]

Y-you're right, I... I know sometimes I push too hard, it's just- it's like you ARE Tamaki and I'm just plain old Haruhi and even if I get the attention I know I wont be able to compete with all your other fans in the same way and -
well-
I just-
Don't say that! I'm dedicated no matter what- you understand, don't you? I'll follow you anywhere! Everything that is important to you is important to me too, Case, after all - you saved me from myself!

[case]

Jack... even you. Even you believe in the legends -- nghh. I'm not Jesus, or Kamina, or whatever the hell people are saying. I'm no hero. Yes, I'm technophile. But you don't understand. You weren't there -- you haven't seen -- you don't know what I've --

No. I didn't save you. You saved yourself. All I did was give you the push you needed, the push anyone and anything else could have given you. And in the process, how many had to die, because it turned out to be me? And I enjoyed it, Jack. Think about that. Am I still a hero now? More like a monster.

I'm not a good person to follow, Jack. Where I go, wank and war follows -- it's my curse. I can't avoid it, and you know it's real -- you've seen it in action. To endure all that just to follow an android that may not be capable of love at all -- I'm not worth it, Jack.

Once a robot, always a robot, just like killers and soldiers.

[(Anonymous)]

why do u always do this?????

[infringe.livejournal.com]

CASE! WHAT THE HELL.

DON'T DO THIS SHIT.

We need you for strength! For guidance! Without you, LB falls apart!!

[kecleon.livejournal.com]

CASE. DDDDDD8

Th-That made me cry...

._.

[failaga.livejournal.com]

Wh-
You-
How can you say that! You've done so much for me! After that time on the bridge I vowed to stay by your side and nothing will change that! All my life people have walked over me but you've shown me I'm better than that, that I'm worth something! Am I useless to you now? Is that what it is? Are you just dismissing me? It's your turn to start believing in your own self worth!

[nemesis.livejournal.com]

Precisely! Even if you may be a robot, you're the very CORE and SOUL that drives LB! It's not about saving, it's about holding us all together. The wankery? The war? As long as LB stands UNITED, it's all WORTH IT.

...I think.

[databomb.livejournal.com]

Case-- how-- n-no!

Don't you realize, even if the path you leave behind is littered with wankers and dead bodies, we'll continue to follow you? You've lead us this far, and given us so much hope that no matter what happens, we cannot leave you! How can you be so blind to the gender-confused, glory that you are?

No. No matter what you say, we cannot leave you - even if you're a killer, a soldier, a robot, it doesn't matter. You are our Haruhi, our Kamina, our guiding light and greatest hope.

Don't abandon us!

[sirhellsing420.livejournal.com]

You need to stick around, kiddo. We need leaders like you. And this is coming from me so you know I'm right, you crazy son-of-a-bitch.

We're your crew and we'd go through Hell itself to kick the Devil's ass to rescue your nappy ass, then return to the bar to drown ourselves in beer as we sing songs about our wild adventures.

You're needed here, and that's important to us.

[case]

Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. Although maybe I would, for all of you guys' own good, were I truly capable of loving. If I were truly capable of caring... Maybe if I were more human, more normal, I would never let you follow me down these battlefields of wank and pseuicide. But I'm not. I just hope you won't all regret it later.

You all have a strange definition of hope and leadership, kids, but if it's centered in me, then I'll do my best. My life may be one of war and battles -- it's probably cursed to be so, just because of what I am. But at least I can use it to fight for the greater good. I refuse to be a mindless weapon.

But don't speak to me of glory. Glory for things like this... I'd rather they didn't happen at all. You all understand, don't you? I'm not someone that should be remembered as a hero, as a role model, as someone to become. Let the next generations make those decisions on their own.

[databomb.livejournal.com]

Now there's the leader we all know.

Like we said, it doesn't matter what path you choose to walk, we'll all follow behind you regardless. Because this is our decision, we believe that you're the one we should follow. And even if you wouldn't let us follow you to the battlefields, we'll find a way there anyway, because that's were we belong. Standing beside you, to where you lead us.

You've never let us down so far, leader, and we don't think you will.

[nemesis.livejournal.com]

Leader, glory is completely not part of the picture! Nor is the role model crap. I mean, seriously, most of us are probably following you because SHIT GETS BLOWN UP which is TOTALLY AWESOME and hey- uh, wait, no, that wasn't what I was supposed to say, was it?

But Leader! Without you, our lives would have been condemned to endless years of drudgery, and we'd never have half the excitement and fun that we've had together. It's only been a short while since I joined the crew, but it's evident that it's you who gives us our direction to blow shit up!

Don't worry about why we're following you, Leader- it's enough that we will, no matter what. As long as the crew's together!

[sirhellsing420.livejournal.com]

Well of course we'll follow you to the ends of the Earth, ol' captain. That is what a good crew does and to the best of its combined abilities. We be hearty mates true and true. And for fuck's sake it's not like we're following you for the money even if there is none to give us.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

This is the most beautiful moment a mother could live to see in her lifetime. How proud I am, that it could bring me such a son.

His father must be so proud of him...

[(Anonymous)]

thread is epic

[(Anonymous)]

you realize that such wtf secrets are made because of threads like these

wtf
wtf
wtf

lol

[dev-chieftain.livejournal.com]

I'm not here for the glory or for you. I'm here for the food.

PROVIDE, DAMN YOU, SANDWICHBOT.

[case]

I think you have the wrong robot

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

Case! Remember what they say in China - "A single member of a family eats; the whole family will not be hungry."

It means a family is as good as one person. So you have to stay strong, Case, or our little LB family will die.