[ SECRET POST #3290 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3290 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #470.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/XOoBxOu.png

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

I think he's the most attractive guy on the roster. Dude is up to his eyeballs in charisma, and it seems like he's a nice person outside of kayfabe.

His theme is weirdly sexy, too.

Re: Transcript by OP

[(Anonymous)]

People will think literally anything with a penis is sexy.

Mush be nice to be able to be a fat, middle-aged, tatted-up, hairy, skanky looking creature in deliberately tacky clothes and STILL be able to be considered attractive.

Re: Transcript by OP

[(Anonymous)]

I see your point, I play starbound, and the apex are not pretty but boy are they sexy.

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[(Anonymous)]

There's someone for everyone. And it's not even sleazy fetishists. Not everyone likes the same thing.

Re: Transcript by OP

[(Anonymous)]

He's not middle - aged.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay. I get that this prob isn't fingal. They can't possibly make ALL the WWE secrets on here.

But...when did WWE become so popular again? I know it got really popular in the early 00s and some of the 90s, but suddenly I see a shit ton of secrets about it on here. Do they have a new group of hot guys on the roster? Did they outdo their previous soap opera drama? Did two divas make out?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah I think they got a bunch of interesting new wrestlers doing interesting storylines and shit.

[(Anonymous)]

read "very shippable new wrestlers". gimme!

[fingalsanteater]

In 2013 the main roster got an influx of new guys and new storylines, dude in the secret included. Last year the main roster got an influx of new women and... well, we still have hope they can do better by them because the women's match on Monday was amazing and the one storyline they have going is fairly compelling for a main roster women's storyline.

Plus, you've got NXT which is just excellent all around and had a women's main event match and a women's iron(wo)man match this year that fucking blew the roof off their respective arenas.

[(Anonymous)]

Diva's title match between Charlotte and Becky Lynch on SMACKDOWN tonight on USA Network!

[mithen]

"Shippable new wrestlers" is a good way of putting it. Shippable new wrestlers who have either hot, angsty, fraught relationships with other wrestlers, or warm, huggy, enthusiastically adorable relationships with other wrestlers. There's a lot of hugging going on in the WWE, and a lot of crying. Wrestlers kissing other wrestlers' boots in the ring. Wrestlers yelling "I LOVED YOU!" in anguish at other wrestlers. Athletic, charismatic female wrestlers calling each other "sweetheart" and "my girl." Mocking/semi-flirty/funny interactions on Twitter. Lots of access to their private lives (oh look, the cute Irish guy loves LEGO! Awww, the vanity heel adopted a stray puppy!)

Lots of young, hot indie guys who aren't massive and muscle-bound--not that people don't dig them too, but a lot of the new crop are quick and limber and really good at emoting. There's a lot of delicious visuals to be had, and with fandom so heavily visually-oriented on Tumblr there's just an embarrassment of riches right now.

[(Anonymous)]

Which Irish wrestler likes Lego? Is it Sheamus? I'm in love with Sheamus.

[praetorian_guard]

I dunno about 'most attractive guy on the roster', but you're right on with all the other points. Especially the theme song one. I wish commentary would stop talking over it. :(

[fingalsanteater]

Roman Reigns is the most attractive guy on the roster, 100% fact. (Some of his sweat got on me on Monday. I haven't showered since.)

[reijamira]

Hahaha, nice! Reigns is my #2 when it comes to attractiveness. I think Rollins is a tad bit hotter. Too bad he's injured at the moment. :(

[(Anonymous)]

I think Cena is hottest. His nude scene in Trainwreck reconfirmed this for me, but I just about like every wrestler with abs. Sheamus was my number one until he got the bad hair cut for TMNT. Roman is good looking too. And Seth... Well, those nude photos... He had nothing to be ashamed of (except for cheating.)

[(Anonymous)]

Dean Ambrose's stomach is the hottest thing in WWE. I am a fanclub of that delishiousness all on my own and have conversations with it when I see it on a screen. Which I do at will as I have a very nice collection of stomach pornimages and video laying around. Lucky me!

WHO MADE THIS?!

[fingalsanteater]

But, yes, he's super cute. Everyone is way more cute in person than on tv, especially him, btw.

And, I love his theme. It's a song I'd actually listen to even if it wasn't the theme of a wrestler I like.

Re: WHO MADE THIS?!

[(Anonymous)]

You, probably

He's about as "cute" as your icon, which is to say, not cute at all.

Re: WHO MADE THIS?!

[mithen]

Everyone is way more cute in person than on tv, especially him, btw.

WHY IS THIS? I didn't realize this until I actually met Tyler Breeze in person and realized OH MY HOLY GOD he is ten times more gorgeous in person than on the tv. I got so flustered I almost fell on my face.

[(Anonymous)]

Is he a Brony?

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, no.

[(Anonymous)]

m'lady

[(Anonymous)]

Yay, I'm not the only one who thinks this. :D