[ SECRET POST #3298 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3298 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: thread for women posters only

[herpymcderp]

I once went to a football game and read a book the entire time. Does this count?

Re: thread for women posters only

[dethtoll]

Ha, you went to a football game, you freak. Ha!

Re: thread for women posters only

[herpymcderp]

To be fair, my SO's family dragged me. I was definitely not happy about it.

Re: thread for women posters only

[(Anonymous)]

DA, but I totally think it counts. Any kind of football is ridiculously boring to watch, so I really can't blame you.

Re: thread for women posters only

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, wait, except Australian football. It looks completely insane and I never understand anything that's going on, which makes it sort of amazing?

Re: thread for women posters only

[herpymcderp]

I saw about 10 minutes of a game of Aussie football once. It was incredibly homoerotic and therefore pretty good in my book.

Re: thread for women posters only

[belladonna_took]

We are all still very confused about american football and why it requires helmets and padding. Do you not actually want to kill each other? What is the point then? Explain.

Re: thread for women posters only

[herpymcderp]

The point is you put the handegg in your hands and then run places. I think also you stare at your teammates butts and touch them a lot.

American football is weird.

Re: thread for women posters only

[belladonna_took]

No weirder than rugby.

We goop our player's head injuries with vaseline so the blood doesn't obscure their vision and send them back onto the field.

It's called the blood rule.

Re: thread for women posters only

[herpymcderp]

the blood rule

Sounds more like the title of some unimaginative fantasy series lol.

Re: thread for women posters only

[belladonna_took]

... It would be more interesting if they all had swords and they were fighting over who gets to wear the tiara.

Re: thread for women posters only

[herpymcderp]

Well now that just makes me want to see tourneys writ large. There would be huge scandals over which celeb (or more likely current reality star) was giving their ~favour~ to the players, and we could hear actually cool commentary about whose sword was made by who...

Re: thread for women posters only

[belladonna_took]

I didn't think we could make a sport sound more homoerotic than football already does, but I think the swords have done it.

Re: thread for women posters only

[kallanda_lee]

See you're totally the kind of person I'd find interesting at a soccer match lol.

Re: thread for women posters only

[herpymcderp]

It was the only book I could find on short notice. A trashy erotica novel.

It even had straight shota in it, which as we all know is a rarity.