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⌈ Secret Post #3306 ⌋

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[Super Smash Bros]

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[Shannara Chronicles]

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[Star Wars]

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[Miraculous Ladybug/Saint Tail]

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[Law & Order SVU]

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13. [WARNING for rape/abuse/etc - general discussion about triggery subjects]

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http://i.imgur.com/UjxKYv5.jpg
[linked for podracers and a sex scene from GoT?]

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I'm in the mood for some crack fanworks. Fanfic, fanart, kink meme prompts, theories, whatever. Link your favorites

Today Is Brought To You By The Letter H http://archiveofourown.org/works/587474 Sesame Street teaches Hulk empathy. Much to the horror/amusement/shock of everyone, including Bruce, Hulk endeavors to teach it to Loki.

With hugs.

Five Interventions the Avengers Held For Each other and One They Held For Loki http://archiveofourown.org/works/457073 The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
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The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother

Everything's Better With Bunnies http://archiveofourown.org/works/265805

When frightened or stressed, Loki transforms into a bunny and sometimes he needs to be cuddled to calm down enough to turn back. Unfortunately, the events of the movie are extremely stressful.

Five times he transformed into a rabbit and needed cuddling and one time he didn't and got cuddled anyway.

gamer bones http://archiveofourown.org/series/27126 Bones is a gamer series.

The Internet Is Not Just For Porn http://archiveofourown.org/works/304382

John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.

No one thinks he's real.

Edited 2016-01-23 01:07 (UTC)

I love the boyfriend from Canada and intervention ones.

Definitely need to read the hugging Hulk one before bed tonight. Hulk+cuddling is something fandom made me realise I need in my life.

berlynn-wohl has a tag for some of the most wtf/hilarious prompts they have seen on kink memes for Sherlock, Pacific Rim, and Hannibal.

http://berlynn-wohl.tumblr.com/tagged/hannibal-kinkmeme%27s-greatest-wtfs

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Sam Explains Comic Books by copperbadge and guests

The world of comics can be incomprehensible to both newcomers and veterans.

Start from the first entry posted under this tag. There are quite a few in-jokes that develop over time.

http://copperbadge.livejournal.com/tag/sam%20explains%20comic%20books

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http://trek-crack.livejournal.com/

A bunch of cracky fanart, fancomics, and icons based on a fusion TOS/reboot universe.

If I had to pick a favorite comic.....
http://trek-crack.livejournal.com/5426.html
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Mr. Eames and Mr. Eames by jibrailis Inception au Arthur/Eames

Eames orders a mail order bride and gets Arthur.

"I'm pretty sure I specified a woman on the contract," Eames mused.

"I'm pretty sure you were so drunk that you misspelled your own name and indicated you were born in 1733," Arthur said. "But, lucky for us, Hotty Brides 4 U and its subsidiaries aren't too picky about those details."

alt: http://archiveofourown.org/works/122781

Be sure to check out the amazing fanart.

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Untitled by anon Inception Arthur/Eames

Honestly, Eames doesn't know why everyone thinks Arthur is the reasonable one of the team...Arthur is batshit insane. That's not to say that Eames doesn't totally love the little psychopath, he just wishes he wasn't the only one to notice it.

http://inception-kink.livejournal.com/17044.html?thread=34979220#t34979220

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The Adventures of Yusuf, Best Superhero Ever by jibrailis

"You have superpowers," Ariadne said, jumping up and down on her feet in barely concealed excitement. "Yusuf, Yusuf, this is the greatest day of my life. A cat bit you and now you have superpowers. It's like Spiderman! Wait, no, wrong animal. You're...you're Catwoman."

http://jibrailis.livejournal.com/62270.html

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You're Waiting for an Orgasm Inception Arthur/Eames, Arthur/Everyone

Arthur is exposed to a drug that creates a fuck or die response. Instead of doing the deed, everyone argues why they should be the one to do it. Cue crazy, crazy dream fantasies. Ariadne's is especially amusing.

http://inception-kink.livejournal.com/7339.html?thread=11527339#t11527339
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I Heart Hannibal by verilyvexed
Hannibal fancomic Will/Hannibal
Murder family sitcom

http://archiveofourown.org/works/910965?view_full_work=true

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H+W=BFFL - swankycat Hannibal fanvid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv2vHFKTSgM

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Have you seen the Korean Hannibal promos? If not you are missing out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghxpdav3vo

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A Brief Synopsis of The Lord of the Rings

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/homework.htm

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But Where Would They Live by thingswithwings sga
McKay/Shep, Ronon/Teyla

John is a rainbow, Rodney is a unicorn, and the Humans are attacking. I got serious Lisa Frank cravings after reading this.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/258292

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I Swear - dualbunny, greensilver, pipsqueaky, sweetestdrain
Smallville Clark/Lex

Just when I thought it couldn't get crazier, the vid defied my expectations. I don't want to spoil the ending, but the lead up contains Kryptonite unicorns....yes. the vid gets even crackier and I love it.

http://dualbunny.livejournal.com/134239.html

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It's All Coming Back to Me Now by greensilver

All the Steve and Bucky. Crack but also feels.

http://trelkez.dreamwidth.org/557101.html

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Every Dong has Its Day by zarathuse Avengers Steve/Tony

it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
-ancient chinese proverb

(aka that time zara wrote 8k worth of dick jokes.)

|| Tony wishes there was a Hallmark card equivalent of "I want to have sex with you. The fact that you have a small penis doesn't bother me. In fact, I have a list of over 300 reasons why that can be kind of hot."

http://archiveofourown.org/works/377842

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Sort of Like the Hilton, But Without Pillow Mints by Tailored Shirt

H5-0 is trying to get Steve out of jail, but he is having so much fun he doesn't want to leave.

Brief mention made to canon events but no knowledge is needed.

http://tailoredshirt.livejournal.com/192875.html

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[Attack on Titan] ((Ke$ha Song Parody)) - DigitalxKeyblade
fanvid gen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84UQgrq3knw

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Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/660842

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Other Crabs Cannot Be Trusted by groovyphilia X-Men crab au Charles/Erik

Erik is a hermit crab and proud.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/438399?view_full_work=true

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World at Your Feet by anon X-Men au Charles/Erik

“Erik,” says Charles, very carefully. “Tell me you didn’t start a robot revolution just so you could have sex with me.”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Charles,” says Erik, not sounding the least bit sorry.

http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/8074.html?thread=17213578#t17213578
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Protect, Serve, Troll by keire_ke x-men au Charles/Erik

The first time Charles and Erik meet, it's in a building that was recently on fire. Neither is very bothered by it.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/516634

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The Lobster Quadrille by anon Sherlock

AU with the events of The Great Game except with lobsters.

http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/4076.html?thread=11713516#t11713516

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The Apothecary and the Augur by transcendenza Psych au Shawn/Gus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/42318

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The Malteser Falcon by toft
Great British Bake Off femslash

A hard-boiled lesbian bakery noir story + puns = joy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2842499

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Zuko the Fire Lord- Go-Devil-Dante
Avatar the Last Airbender animated short

http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/Avatar-Zuko-the-fire-lord-58128768

This Sherlock meta is exactly like watching Ancient Aliens, but with Johnlock instead of aliens:

http://wellthengameover.tumblr.com/my-sherlock-meta

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