[ SECRET POST #3311 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3311 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[(Anonymous)]

Nothing tips an author's hand as being male quite like having their female characters think about their tits all the time.

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[herpymcderp]

Nothing quite tips an author's hand as being female quite like having their male characters not think about their dicks all the time.




Haha!

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt

In all seriousness, in published fiction, male writers tend to talk way more about dicks when writing from a male POV than female writers writing from a male POV. It might have to do with discomfort on the female writer's part idk.

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[herpymcderp]

NGL but the majority of men are completely obsessed with their own units*. I actually think it's why they assume women would be obsessed with their breasts.



*not every man, obviously (I wouldn't actually count myself in this category) but worrying about whether your dick is adequate is just about a universal male experience at one time or another

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[(Anonymous)]

it's strange they'd think the analogous body part to penis is breast and not vagina.

unless guys think about their chest all day, I don't see how they think women would beyond maybe "god this bra is itchy" or "fuck it's hot and I got underboob sweat again"

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[ketita]

Because you can talk about the size of breasts, and people can look at them and compare them. What are people going to do with vaginas? Compare depth?

Obviously the whole thing is stupid, yes? I mean the only times I have ever talked about breasts was if some friends and I were commiserating about bra sizes or something, and that was way technical, none of the bullshit.

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[herpymcderp]

Chalk it up to the fact that nobody apparently knows how anatomy works.

I'm sure these same authors think that women pee out of the vagina.

Re: Things you assume about authors based on the stuff they write

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks for the reminder that I'm a fictional character written by a male author.