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⌈ Secret Post #3319 ⌋

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[Homestuck]

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[Manhunter, Criminal Minds, CSI and X-Files]

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[Heroes Reborn]

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[Story of Seasons]

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[Keanu Reeves]

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[One Punch Man]

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11. http://i.imgur.com/Pc6ksVv.png
[photo of naked dude in a suggestive(?) position]

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How the fuck did Steven get born if his mom is a genderless alien and his dad is human? How many times did Rebecca Sugar fail biology before she decided "fuck it I don't need your fancy book learnin'" and create fucking stupid kids' show that adults are also stupid enough to watch?

Actually, aliens and human beings can fuck.

But can they conceive?

If you're genderless, nope. Genderless organisms don't reproduce sexually. This is like junior high biology.

The correct term is "sexless." This is like elementary school biology.

Re: Why Steven Universe Is Shit

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 03:10 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 04:16 (UTC) - Expand

The rules of carbon-based biology (Earth life) can't be applied to theoretical alien life forms whose biology can and may have a different elemental base. This is like basic astrophysics.

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 03:20 (UTC) - Expand

Gems can shapeshift so I assume she can just give herself the necessary parts.

She did. It's confirmed in the series "Guide" book that RS wrote.

So a wizard did it. Lol. She's a dumb cunt.

Oi, nitpicker.

This is a common trope and Rebecca Sugar is far from the first person to do it. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HalfHumanHybrid

It's okay if it's something you dislike, but characters like Spock are just as guilty of the trope as Steven.

Spock's dad wasn't genderless, cuntface.

I would totally read that fic.

I would too.

A quick search of ao3 gave me non-binary!Spock but no luck with Sarek.

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 03:35 (UTC) - Expand

And a lady giving birth to a baby with a completely different blood type and genetic background isn't just as far fetched? Both need a lot of technology that might as well be magic by our currant standards to happen.

Also, lol. Cuntface? It's like you're asking me to take you less seriously.

Star Trek took place in a future where that might be possible. SU doesn't.

Fine, you prefer faghead? Because like cigarettes, you cause cancer.

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(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 04:35 (UTC) - Expand

SU-hate!anon is to real SU haters as radfem!anon is to real feminists. SU-hate!anon is an SU fan trolling as an SU-hater by saying things that make SU-haters sound like idiots.

Pffft, SU fans need no help sounding like idiots.

good theory tbh

Theory worthy of a Tumblrcunt. Go back to the ball pit.

stop sameposting anon

Fuck off cuntbreath

(frozen comment) Re: Theory:

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(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 04:15 (UTC) - Expand

I've thought that, or that they were someone who really wanted to get into the show and was angry that it just wasn't clicking for some reason.

Nah, I'm just someone who thinks SU fans are fucking funny when they're riled up. And I like saying "cunt" a lot. It's a funny word.

I appreciate your candid answer though I don't really get the appeal.

Re: Theory:

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 03:28 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-05 03:36 (UTC) - Expand

Steven's probably an assbaby.