[ SECRET POST #3319 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3319 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Homestuck]


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03.
[Manhunter, Criminal Minds, CSI and X-Files]


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04.
[Heroes Reborn]


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05.
[Story of Seasons]


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06.
[Keanu Reeves]


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09.
[One Punch Man]


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11. http://i.imgur.com/Pc6ksVv.png
[photo of naked dude in a suggestive(?) position]


















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #474.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

my roommates

[(Anonymous)]

>complain about salted butter and how gross it is and act like I'm weird for liking it
>but when I buy it for myself since I don't like the unsalted butter they eat it all so I barely get any!

Re: my roommates

[(Anonymous)]

If you catch them using it, jam a butter knife in their fucking skull.

Re: my roommates

[(Anonymous)]

Who hates salted butter?! Unsalted is much better for cooking, but if we're eating regular toast with butter, salted is the way to go.

Re: my roommates

[(Anonymous)]

Right? Nah they like unsalted on everything and insist mine is too salty... but when I buy it I will mysteriously go from having 4 bars to having 2 in like a week when I haven't touched it yet...

Re: my roommates

[(Anonymous)]

YES! Salted buttered toast...yummmmmmm.....

Re: my roommates

[blitzwing]

>but when I buy it for myself since I don't like the unsalted butter they eat it all so I barely get any!

Start licking the butter sticks.

Re: my roommates

[mrs_don_draper]

That reminded me of the time the Whose Line cast made up a song called "You Are My Butter Stick."

Re: my roommates

[(Anonymous)]

Call them on it. If they dislike it, there's no reason for them to touch it. If they eat it, they should 1) quit bitching about salted butter and 2) reimburse you for eating your food.

Roommates who steal your food are the worst.

Re: my roommates

[dancingmouse]

Seconding this.