[ SECRET POST #3329 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3329 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[iceyred]

Don't you know that white girls are evil? I pride myself on having a shriveled little black heart that pumps my veins full of poison. And all other white girls are just as bad.

[(Anonymous)]

Not me. I'm not like other white girls. ~preens~
(sorry, couldn't resist)
;)

[iceyred]

Pfft. That's only because you haven't yet come to the dark side. Join us as we try to take over YA books, movies, and music. Come. Join us. Come.

[(Anonymous)]

...do you have cookies? I'm easily seduced.

[iceyred]

Yes, and we also maintain perfect hourglass figures by engaging in martial arts whilst training to save the world from the Dark Society. We also burn calories by kissing hot men.

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit, I AM THERE. (I'm sorry, Ben. I tried to resist the dark side... for 2 minutes, anyway...)

[iceyred]

We also impossibly cool clothes. There are lots of benefits to being a YA white girl.

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't been entirely honest with you. I may not qualify for the "Y" in YA any longer. In fact, I'm positive I don't. But I still want the cookies and the clothing allowance.

[iceyred]

To be honest, I'm nearing thirty myself. That makes us the perfect age to play the roles in the movie. Cookies and clothes included!

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm, I think you'll be taking the part of Katniss, while I'll be President Coin. Works for me. But I've got my eye on you, Katniss. No bow and arrow for you!

[iceyred]

s'all good. I have a sword! And a beloved furry sidekick sprawled across my right arm making it hard to type, but also giving the audience a reason to root for me. Do your worst, coin.

[(Anonymous)]

Dammit. Not worried about the sword, because I'm pretty sure I can kick your butt there, but the furry sidekick? I'm done for - there's no way to counter that with the audience. Oh well, in the meantime, I'm gonna help myself to some cookies.

[iceyred]

we got cookies, we got tea, we got plenty of reading material...i'm hoping we have handsome men to massage feeling back into my arm when the cat decides to move.

[(Anonymous)]

No, it's a white heart if it's evil.

And shouldn't you be off sucking a sheep's dick?

[(Anonymous)]

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Tumblr's that way, dear.