[ SECRET POST #3333 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3333 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[iCarly]


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02.
[Sublunary: --enter the moonlight--]


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03.
[Tokusatsu (Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Ultraman)]


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08.
[Harry Potter + Pokemon, Wonder Woman, Anne of Green Gables, Looney Tunes]


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09.
[Kyuuketsuki Hime Miyu]


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10.
[Usagi Drop]


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[Ranma 1/2]
















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 011 secrets from Secret Submission Post #476.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for reminding me how fucking insane it makes me that that poem DOESN'T FUCKING SCAN.

FUCKING HELL YOU STUPID HAT

YOU SIT ON A SHELF 364 DAYS OF THE YEAR WITH LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO BUT MAKE UP A POEM

YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR CENTURIES

HOW FUCKING SHITTY ARE YOU AT ALMOST YOUR ONLY JOB THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE FOUR SHORT STANZAS FUCKING SCAN YOU WORTHLESS SCRAP OF MILLINER'S SHIT

[(Anonymous)]

Yah but it has to come up with a new one EVERY YEAR! I'd get pretty lazy about it too after 1000 years ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I bet there was one year it just went: "Gryffindor's for wankers, Hufflepuff's for prats, Slytherin's for arseholes and Ravenclaw's for twats. Now my poem is finished, the school year's begun. Let's get this horseshit over with, dee dum dee deedle dun."

[intrigueing]

But maybe it actually spends 364 days a year teleporting around giving various wizards in a jam handy swords outta nowhere and only has a few hours to come up with its new song :P

[(Anonymous)]

Hats are notoriously bad at poetry. I thought everyone knew that.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought I would bypass that by making my sorting poem a parody of "Howl" but it was just too tiring. And besides, who's going to sit still for that?