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⌈ Secret Post #3340 ⌋

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[Xena: Warrior Princess]

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[What's My Line?]

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Millennial wank is personally my favorite. Perfect mix of it's not actually my fault, self righteousness, baby boomer hate, and ability to support any weird ass theory that gives it longevity and flexibility.

Kinkshaming wank. I mean it's awful but it has so much potential.

The thread above turned into anime art confusion instead of actual millennial wank though.

YEAH to my disappointment.

I like politics wank myself.

Re: Favorite type of wank

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 01:01 (UTC) - Expand

IKR? It's hilarious.

This is what happens when anime sameface goes too far.

Hey, AACD (Anime Art Confusion Disorder) is a serious problem for some of us, okay? I hope for a cure in my lifetime.

Yep. I love how it goes in a different direction than anon wanted.

Any wank that's really weird and unexpected. Like the husky and soap dish wanks.

They're arguing about wearing track pants to the movies now. It keeps getting more and more off topic.

It's not really notable wank. It's one anon being really upset their millennial wank didn't take off. Notable wank is random and lots of people involved. Like bare feet wank.

This. The more bizarre yet vitriolic, the better.

Roleplaying game wank. Especially if the biggest wanker gets banned from the game at the end.

OK, I feel silly for asking, but can someone break millennial wank down for me in one sentence? I've never heard the term. An example would also be welcome.

Age and generation wank, where the young people are lazy and entitled and the old people are stuck in the stone age.

Millennial happens to be the name of the generation born from 1982-2000, the label itself is unimportant. It happens with every gen.

Brilliant, thank you!

That's an odd range, why would it start at 82 and not 80?

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herpymcderp - 2016-02-26 01:21 (UTC) - Expand

kallanda_lee - 2016-02-26 01:24 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 01:30 (UTC) - Expand

The only millennial "wank" I enjoy is the kind that happens when there's another single panel cartoon drawn by a baby boomer about millennials on their smart phones, and millennials jump all over it with rage and mockery because of course the cartoon is saying HURR HURR NEW TECH IS EVIL THIS GENERATION SO ENTITLED BURN EVERYTHING THAT PLUGS IN

when it could just as easily have been drawn with affection. You know, like how millennials joke about our parents not knowing how to use the internet, but in a "You're so cute and quaint" kind of way.

Shipping wank, so much work into something so trivial.

Headcanon wank.

I don't think I'm a millennial, but it seems theories differ. Born in '67 - what am i?!!

Born in 67, you're nowhere near a millenial. You're early Gen X, only a few years removed from being a late boomer.

tabaqui - 2016-02-26 16:16 (UTC) - Expand

I used to be pretty cool with all kinds of fandom wank, before the whole social justice thing went insane and took over. Now I hate it all.

I don't mind if someone rages at me for liking a different ship than they do, or preferring [character A] as a bottom, or thinking [kink B] is squicky. What I hate is being told I am racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/a horrible piece of trash bully, merely for having the audacity to have opinions and preferences and to express them in my own space.

Ship wank. I hate it so much and see it so much that it has become entertaining to read about. It never ends, EVER.

Anything, ANYTHING, involving some of the big-name lolcows. They're the gift that keeps giving.