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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2016-02-28 03:43 pm

[ SECRET POST #3343 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3343 ⌋

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silverr: closeup of frightened face with the word CRAP (_ohshit)

[personal profile] silverr 2016-02-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... and who says they even need to be compatible?

One of the most memorable erotic fics I've ever read is about a sexual encounter between Jack Harkness and a horta (the latter being the aliens from the ToS episode "The Devil in the Dark.") The horta are silicone-based lumps that secrete acid that dissolves rock. Traditional sex isn't so much an option, yet this fic turned that restriction into one of the most imaginative E-rated pieces I've ever read.

A link, you say? Why, of course! Need to Know by Ellen Fremedon.
Edited 2016-02-28 22:02 (UTC)

(Anonymous) 2016-02-29 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
That was....quite a fic. Thank you for recommending it. I really wish there were more memorable fics like this. Something just so unexpected that it works, and beautifully too.

...I cannot believe I've spent the last half an hour contemplating the erotic potential of a space blob.
silverr: a character from The Devil Wears Prada with his hand over his mouth (_oops)

[personal profile] silverr 2016-02-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I know! I can't even recall who recced it to me -- and when I understood the premise my eyebrows went up and up -- but DAMN, what a fic.

ETA: I think that one of the comments to it put it perfectly, when it said that Jack is so open-minded it needs a new word, and that he truly is an entirely unslefish lover who delights in giving pleasure. When that giving takes such a charmingly unconventional twist, how can we not be charmed as well?

(Oddly enough (or maybe not? :p) the only other erotic fic that's stayed with me is also a Captain Jack xeno fic. Shorter, funnier, and more conventionally smutty, it's -- well, I suppose it's more in the "traditional tentacle porn" category: Jack, his ex-lover John, and an octopus courtesan.

Suction by lionessvalenti.
Edited 2016-02-29 03:25 (UTC)

(Anonymous) 2016-02-29 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit. This was amazing! Thanks for the link :D
esteefee: iconic shot of James Kirk looking grim (kirk)

[personal profile] esteefee 2016-02-29 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
omg. Thanks for that awesome rec.

(Anonymous) 2016-02-29 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of fics with strange sex between seemingly incompatible beings, I have to rec Two-Legged Mussel Picker (http://archiveofourown.org/works/4882957) by De_Nugis. It's Sam/Castiel from Supernatural having true form sex (Castiel is an angel who normally possesses a human in order to interact with other humans). It's kinda like mountain climbing, and the language and imagery are very evocative and strangely erotic.