[ SECRET POST #3360 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3360 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Niche]


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03.
[Rush Hour 1, 2, 3]


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04.
["The Bride Was A Boy" manga]


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05.
[J.K. Rowling]


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06.
[Pretty Little Liars]


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07.
[Twin Peaks]


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08.
[The Walking Dead/The Flash]


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09.
(GIRLS)


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10.
[The Grinder]


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11.
[Pokemon]


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12.
[Lord of the Rings]


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13.
[Babylon 5, Tolkien, Star Wars, Harry Potter]


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14.
[Star Wars: The Force Awakens]


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15.
[Pete Seeger]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 032 secrets from Secret Submission Post #480.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[skeletal_history]

I feel you, OP.

While I know there were offscreen shenanigans that ensured these two would never hook up in the show, I also agree with Kyle Maclachlan's stated opinion that Cooper would never get involved with Audrey because he was too much of a straight-arrow kind of guy. Cooper is the ultimate Lawful Good, morally pristine character type -- it genuinely would have felt and been OOC for him to get romantically (and esp sexually) involved with a very young, vulnerable, and troubled girl like Audrey. The fact that they (and KM/SF) had fantastc chemistry only added to the bittersweetness of his gentle rejection of her. Ultimately, I approve of that decision in the original series.

This in no way excuses the Billy Zane character bullshit.

And dang, a good dream sequence between the two would have been A-OK.

And if they DO go that route in the new series, I hope Cooper remains true-to-character and Audrey's grown up to be the smart, strong woman she was becoming, and when they meet up again, it's as equals.

Or if not.....well, fuck, dream sequence/sex pollen/BOB idgaf why, just let them at least kiss, David Lynch, COME ON. IT'S BEEN 84 25 YEARS.

(For me, too! I was 12-13 when TP aired, and I have fond memories of sneaking downstairs to the family room to wach this in the dark with the sound turned low. As if it wasn't nightmare fuel enough already!)