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[ SECRET POST #3372 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3372 ⌋

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all social media sites are game

but can't be an obvious troll account and has to be something you witnessed first hand

define "obvious troll account" because goddamn i've seen some shit that turned out to be terrifyingly legit

"i am mra pua brony atheist and pro-lolicon; when i'm not harassing women i enjoy putting my critical thinking skills to work at my job at walmart. 43/CIS male/the colon of the US/ ;)"

tbf many of those are legit

"cis male" "critical thinking skills at walmart"

"cis male" I'll give you. "critical thinking skills at Walmart" though? I used to know a person who thought that way. They're out there.

sadly enough i've seen people do both. the first one to distinguish themselves as having a real cock(tm), ladies

See, up until the use of the word "cis" (which I know quite a few 'mra pua brony atheists' refuse to use) I was wondering what was so 'obvious troll' about it...

"Southern by birth
Black by the grace of G-d.
NOTHING HERE IS ABOUT YOU OR FOR YOU, SO BEFORE YOU REBLOG, DON'T.
If you're white and you're here to tell me your opinion on my belief that white people should be banned from transracial adoption, kill yourself first."

Maybe more aggressive than pretentious? But it's really obnoxiously aggressive.

"Dear People,

My name is ------, I am an Architecture undergraduate at the University of -------, England.

I am an Anglican, an Aesthete, a Conservative, a supporter of Fox Hunting and a Monarchist. I love England (where I have lived most of my life), its architecture, its landscape, its music, its literature, its art and its tradition.

I am in love with the past, and am extremely nostalgic and am apt to retort when people complain about things that aren’t going well, ‘Well in Medieval times people didn’t have … and they got along all right.’

I dislike central heating, games consoles and double glazing and most things that are a product of the last 50 years (apart from Tumblr).

My favourite book is ‘Brideshead Revisited’ however my favourite author is Ronald Firbank and especially his ‘Concerning the Eccentricities of Cardinal Pirelli’. My favourite film is ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ and my favourite piece of music at the moment is any one of Sandy Wilson’s Musicals

As stuffy and as bigoted this description may make me sound, I’m really not that bad.

Please talk to me and ask questions if you wish."

Posted in the last pretentious Tumblr bios thread, but it's awfully pretentious.

Fox hunting.... I mean everything else is not out of leftfield for a presumably Oxbridge, St Andrews or Durham students but fox hunting?? Yeesh.

jesus christ this is so pretentious it's blinding

they have a REALLY rose-coloured view of the past.

I can't tell if I'm more offended by the fox hunting thing or the fact that they think tumblr is the greatest innovation of the last 50 years

and did people in Medieval times get along all right though? I mean, obviously a lot of people made it through, but there were a lot of things that kind of sucked about the Medieval time period.

This can not possibly be real. I'm far more convinced that it's a parody of Teaboos.

Is Teaboo just a cure word for Anglophile?

He does seem to be real, thankfully his blog isn't as obnoxious as the bio since he mostly just posts pictures of buildings and religious stuff.

Insomuch as it's a play on "weeaboo," yes.

♡ GENERAL INFO ♡
⇒name: Burn, Tots, Pip, or really anything dog related
⇒pronouns: it/its ONLY
⇒age: 18
⇒birthday: november 3rd
⇒gender: agender
⇒orientations: aromantic asexual
⇒relationship status: single

♡ KINTYPES ♡
⇒dog
⇒deer
⇒void
⇒demon
⇒fictionkin

♡ OTHER ♡
⇒read this page about my health
⇒if you read my text posts, please like them
⇒if you have any other questions, check my FAQ and if it isn’t answered there, send me an ask

Same person set up a donate button because "my family ate all my food"

The "health" page ft. a lot of self-diagnosis of the side-eye kind

"Void"?

FUCK IF I KNOW

Ooof at the "it/its ONLY"

Right???

"I'm Dorian Darlington (or just Leor). Intergender pseudoboy. I'm transgender and IAFAB. 19 year old mentally ill Ashkenazi Jew. I'm often but not perpetually given white status in the USA, and don't ID as white. I'm not male. He/him/his/himself or hy/hys/hyself."

Also posted in a past tumblr bio thread.

"I'm not male. He/him/his/himself"

Bzuh?

'i am genderqueer demisexual fairy otherkin etc'

yes, we get it, you like labels.

People fall for the "obvious" troll accounts all the time, though.

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