[ SECRET POST #3372 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3372 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 093 secrets from Secret Submission Post #482.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Re: best (read: worst) bios

[(Anonymous)]

"Dear People,

My name is ------, I am an Architecture undergraduate at the University of -------, England.

I am an Anglican, an Aesthete, a Conservative, a supporter of Fox Hunting and a Monarchist. I love England (where I have lived most of my life), its architecture, its landscape, its music, its literature, its art and its tradition.

I am in love with the past, and am extremely nostalgic and am apt to retort when people complain about things that aren’t going well, ‘Well in Medieval times people didn’t have … and they got along all right.’

I dislike central heating, games consoles and double glazing and most things that are a product of the last 50 years (apart from Tumblr).

My favourite book is ‘Brideshead Revisited’ however my favourite author is Ronald Firbank and especially his ‘Concerning the Eccentricities of Cardinal Pirelli’. My favourite film is ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ and my favourite piece of music at the moment is any one of Sandy Wilson’s Musicals

As stuffy and as bigoted this description may make me sound, I’m really not that bad.

Please talk to me and ask questions if you wish."


Posted in the last pretentious Tumblr bios thread, but it's awfully pretentious.

Re: best (read: worst) bios

[(Anonymous)]

Fox hunting.... I mean everything else is not out of leftfield for a presumably Oxbridge, St Andrews or Durham students but fox hunting?? Yeesh.

Re: best (read: worst) bios

[(Anonymous)]

jesus christ this is so pretentious it's blinding

they have a REALLY rose-coloured view of the past.

Re: best (read: worst) bios

[(Anonymous)]

I can't tell if I'm more offended by the fox hunting thing or the fact that they think tumblr is the greatest innovation of the last 50 years

and did people in Medieval times get along all right though? I mean, obviously a lot of people made it through, but there were a lot of things that kind of sucked about the Medieval time period.

Re: best (read: worst) bios

[dethtoll]

This can not possibly be real. I'm far more convinced that it's a parody of Teaboos.

Re: best (read: worst) bios

[(Anonymous)]

Is Teaboo just a cure word for Anglophile?

He does seem to be real, thankfully his blog isn't as obnoxious as the bio since he mostly just posts pictures of buildings and religious stuff.

Re: best (read: worst) bios

[dethtoll]

Insomuch as it's a play on "weeaboo," yes.