[ SECRET POST #3388 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3388 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Pokémon, John Lone]


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03.
[Mass Effect/Dragon Age]


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04.
[Fire Emblem]


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05.
[Bleach]


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06.
[Lord of the Rings]


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07.
[The Aliens]


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08.
(Stardew Valley)


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09.
[Caitlyn Jenner]


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10.
[Rupaul's Drag Race, Acid Betty]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 038 secrets from Secret Submission Post #484.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What's the best insult or comeback you've seen or heard anyone make, and what was the context for it?

Has to have happened in real life, not TV or whatever. Can't be something you said yourself, for those who think they're the pinnacle of wit.

[(Anonymous)]

"[blah blah better than u blah blah]"
"the only thing special about you is your education"

[kallanda_lee]

Oh burrrn lol

[(Anonymous)]

You're a cunt.

[sparrow_lately]

"This simple bitch thinks she's a real woman now, she dated a Mormon for a MONTH!"

In context it was glorious

[ill_omened]

Like all the best come backs, it's parliamentary banter.

Skinner: "Half the Tory Members opposite are crooks"
Speaker: "The honourable member MUST withdraw that remark"
Skinner: "OK, half the Tories are not crooks"

[belladonna_took]

Oh damn. That is good.

[(Anonymous)]

Even though I don't think that making someone's sexual experience an insult is a good thing, there is something SO CUTTING about "You're a virgin who can't drive."

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah cause it means fuck all?

[(Anonymous)]

It was funny in "Clueless", and for the clueless girls in that film, yes it was a devastating insult. As a virgin who can drive, I LOL'd.

[(Anonymous)]

Based on the responses you're getting, so many people have yet to see Cher's tears. lol

[lady_dragoon]

"Daddy drinks because you cry."

Dethtoll wins at life.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure an insult that predates fandomsecrets did not originate with Dethtoll.

[(Anonymous)]

"I am a mountain of corpses above you."

[(Anonymous)]

#FingersInTheBootyAssedBitch

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO!!! BEST TWITTER FIGHT EVER

+1

[(Anonymous)]

That was brilliant, because he was tweeting up a shitstorm, and then just goes shut down for something like 36 hours when she tweeted that ONE perfect reply.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

she know him so well lmao

[belladonna_took]

Context: one of my friends was friends with this girl who was awful and we were all pretty tired of my friend making excuses for her, she stole some money from my friend and slept over at her place on her white sheets after she'd just had some sort of tanning procedure done. The kind that rubs off apparently? It was pretty gross. They got into a fight about it and out of nowhere my friend just yells

"You're a skidmark, Ashleigh!"

To this day, that is how she is differentiated. Which Ashleigh? Skidmark Ashleigh? Yep!

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO

[(Anonymous)]

nooooo lmao that's amazing

[ketita]

"I would love go, but on that day I have standards."

[(Anonymous)]

Obama 2012: "Please proceed. Please proceed governor."

[(Anonymous)]

Basically anything Malcolm Tucker has ever said qualifies IMO

obligatory:

[(Anonymous)]

"You're so fat that you can't even jump to a conclusion!"