[ SECRET POST #3408 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3408 ⌋

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EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

BYE BYE TED CRUZ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-drops-out-2016_us_561c5138e4b028dd7ea4e838?4q2s1dmv1woh6w29

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, fraptuous day.

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[dethtoll]

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[chardmonster]

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/tPOyTmo.gif&v=vB76C3IQ0eQ

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[dethtoll]

oh my god yes

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

*Does a happy dance up and down her block, turns cartwheels*

Now if we can just somehow manage to get rid of Trump as well...

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[dethtoll]

Oh hell no. Kasich might actually have a chance of winning because he comes off as normal. Can't have that.

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[iceyred]

Praise Jesus!

Kasich ftw.

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

Donald Trump is going to be the nominee.

But, hey, he may be Donald Trump, but at least he's not going to give any more money to those entitled welfare cheats, right? That's the important thing here.

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

As a bonus, I'm guessing he won't be giving any more money to Hillary, either.

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

so he might be a fascist but at least he's not Hillary Clinton, is that it?

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

Kasich is just as awful on social issues, he's just got everyone convinced he's sane "by comparison"

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[feotakahari]

I can't support any candidate who was involved in privatizing prisons. It's such a monumentally bad idea.

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

I think Iceyred would betray every political principle there is for the sake of getting one over on those god damned welfare cheats.

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

lol but didn't he just pick a running mate?

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

poor Carly

she probably thought he was already the nominee

she has no idea what's happening right now

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if she fell over when she heard the news

Re: EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO DOMINIONIST GOBLIN JUST BAILED FROM THE RACE

[(Anonymous)]

Does this mean I don't have to cut out his heart and stick in a freezer?

What a relief!

Now my strategic intervention contingency plans can focus on those more run-of-the-mill menaces Trump & Clinton.

Geniuine question: Could he have actrually run anyway?

[(Anonymous)]

He was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Now, yes, he is a US citizen, but there are exactly three requirements for president - be a natural-born citizen of the United States, be at least thirty-five years old, and
be a resident in the United States for at least fourteen years and I'm not sure he qualifies as natural-born. However, natural-born citizen has never been fully defined. It seems to me that if you are born on US soil (including territories, bases, and embassies), then, that is natural-born. Even though Cruz was born to a US citizen, which gives him birthright citizenship in the United States, I'm not sure I would call that natural-born, though many scholars apparently do.