[ SECRET POST #3424 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3424 ⌋

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Comments

Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[ariakas]

No the actual gameplay itself sucked a thousand festering dicks, I just remember having some joyful moments. Like

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

And the part where you get to play Elie. (Elly? Ellie?) That entire sequence was actually pretty enjoyable. Also the zoo/university/wherever the fuck with the animals.

But yes the subway section in the dark where half the prompts don't work and the part where I FUCKING MASTERFULLY snuck past the sniper only to realize they fucking INVISIBLE WALLED you from being able to flank him, because you shouldn't be good at a video game, you're interrupting our ~~~~narrative~~~~ Oh and you can't actually countersnipe him either because he doesn't ACTUALLY EXIST until you get close enough because that wasn't the singular dumbest part of WaW or anything.

Remember how pants-on-head asstarded the AI was? Like when I ran up onto that truck and nothing could follow me because they weren't programmed to do so? Or the ones that literally _could not find_ me when I backed off into the cell and ran screaming around the whole sewer area (ignoring Ellie because Ellie doesn't exist or something) while I took pot shots?

Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[herpymcderp]

I remember. I remember it like it was yesterday. That game was not good. So many issues... it was like the first Uncharted game in terms of the AI not knowing it's ass from a hole in the ground and Joel being programmed to be just as suicidal as Drake.

I remember this exact sequence happening at least five times with the standoff in the garage, where you get jumped by several raiders and have to get into cover before they shoot your head off: you would attempt to stick yourself to the hood of the truck or whatever cover was closest, and the game would just vault you over it instead because ...I guess you were running while you approached it? Good times.

At least with Drake it was funny because the death animations/sound clips were usually gold. With Joel it was just maddening.