[ SECRET POST #3424 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3424 ⌋

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Comments

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[dethtoll]

Oooh, it's been a while since I've gotten the classic Herpy Condescension™! I don't know what dogs barking in your head told you I said anything of the sort, but it's categorically untrue, and what you're describing simply is not apparent to me, and we play a lot of the same games. Do many games come with bugs? Sure, but I have never experienced any of the things you've described in any of the games we've mutually played. I've never had a problem with the stealth in TLOU or the prompts, which I never really needed after a while anyway.

Of course, now that the gloves are off I don't have to pretend to be polite, so I'm going to tell you right now that I think what you're mistaking for bugs or poor design decisions almost certainly amounts to brutal incompetence on your part. Like, DarkSydePhil levels of sucking ass.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[herpymcderp]

looooool ok. Sorry I made you mad enough to try to insult my ~gaming skillz~, but you're the one who has mentioned to me multiple times that you play mostly retro games (the ones I recall most are System Shock and older Fallout titles).

It was an honest question. If you actually were primarily a retro gamer I wouldn't expect you to be all that familiar with the shitty state of game releases this generation.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[dethtoll]

I ain't even mad. But I never once said to you that I "mostly" play retro games because that would be a lie. I mean, I do play a lot of them, but I play an equal amount of more recent games. I mean, it's not like I haven't CLEARLY had my pants halfway down to my knees over Doom 2016. Or XCOM 2. Or a lot of other games made in the last 5 years. So you assumed that because I play games made a decade or more ago, that MUST mean I'm a retrogamer, let's just ignore all the time I talk about more recent games.

And I didn't have to be mad to insult your gaming skills. I legitimately think you're a bad player, and I'd been dancing around it earlier in this thread trying to be polite.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[herpymcderp]

I guess I could point to CoD spec ops rankings in the top 1000-10,000 (out of several million, obvs) to "prove" I'm good at video games, but like... why? I finished M:LL on hard no-kill, all stealth too. It doesn't really matter to me what you assume about my skill at gaming though, because that's childish as hell and seems like something a gamergater would resort to.

For real: you have said directly to me multiple times that you were a retro gamer. Sorry I assumed that was the truth.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[dethtoll]

Even if that were true -- and I'm sure you're furiously digging up the links to prove it -- that doesn't magically mean I don't play modern games. So you made a stupid assumption and decided to talk down to me about it.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[herpymcderp]

No, I really don't care enough to dig up links to prove you called yourself a retro gamer.

It doesn't matter.

An assumption isn't "stupid" if it's based on what you've told me. I don't go around reading all the comments on all the threads, so I have no way of knowing that you play a specific percentage of AAA titles or whatever else you think I should be aware of... I frankly don't have the time.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[dethtoll]

So basically I am telling you I did not tell you I was a retro gamer (because I am not) and you're sitting there telling me "YES U DID" but can't come up with receipts. Okay then. Let's just pretend we haven't actually discussed newer games on several occasions.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[herpymcderp]

I'm telling you that it's not at all important to me.

I'll believe you from here on out that you're not a retro gamer. It now just seems really weird to me that you'd tell me you can't tell the difference between New Vegas graphics and Fallout 4 graphics, whereas before it seemed somewhat plausible.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

[dethtoll]

A-are you confusing me with someone else? Because I have never actually said such a thing, and anyone with functioning eyes can tell the difference between NV and FO4 -- hell, NV and Skyrim for crying out loud.

What're they growing up in Canada, man? Must be pretty good.