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[ SECRET POST #3424 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3424 ⌋

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We're both telling you your reading comprehension is off here, actually.

I get that it's not a really intuitive post for someone who isn't us, but we were talking to each other about a shared experience (playing M:LL).

I'm sorry I don't speak enough gibberish to be in your gang.

No, I haven't been friends with you for 20 years so you definitely can't be in a gang with me and Ari.

Them's the price of entry.

And thank fuck for that.

Hush, darling. He's found the one thing he can use to defend TLOU. A deliberate misinterpretation of a comment made to someone else entirely about a game he's objectively wrong about.

Sssh. Shhhhhh. ~~Daddy~~ Joel will protect his little girl.

lel

Well, I had only heard about the Dethtoll Experience from anon complaints before this. Now I guess I can finally know the true joy.

Considering the rest of us get the Herpy Experience on a regular basis I don't think you're in any position to judge.

The "rest of us" kind of just seems to be you and a hater anon, which may or may not be the same hater anon that has admitted to bothering a lot of named users...

Idk man, I have a bunch of friends here. That's why I stick around.

I suppose you do, as do I, but man, don't even pretend that you don't aggravate people just by being, well, you. I mean, I know I'm abrasive, but my being a jerk sometimes doesn't make you a saint.

Since when did I ever claim to be a saint? I'm just referencing complaints anons make about your argument style, as they now appear to be true.

You act like you think you are, though. I still have that PM you sent me in private where you basically said "I'm totally not a bad person I swear!" because you got dogpiled for refusing to apologize for saying something hurtful to me.

And I don't know what you think my argument style is. I'm just responding to your and Ari's posts.

Wait, hold up. The only reason I apologized to you is because you claimed you were actually hurt by my joke. If you weren't... then I feel really bad for you that you would resort to something that underhanded. See, my intent is never to get personal or hurtful about something so benign as some media I like or dislike.

You're the one who's resorting to insults because two people dared to dislike something you liked. And called it bad! Oh no! This is exactly what other anons have posted about, and what you apologized in public about, if you want to get into that.

Are you fucking kidding me? Is that the conclusion you draw from this? That I wasn't actually hurt by your comment?

I've long thought you were a moron but you can't actually be this stupid. You said something really hurtful and I told you as such; you refused to apologize because I also called you an inconsiderate asshole for saying something hurtful. You only even did it because like 36246 anons crawled up your ass about it, and you did it in this long rambling PM where you swore up and down that you were totally a good person, honest.

See, my intent is never to get personal or hurtful about something so benign as some media I like or dislike.

No, you get personal and hurtful about them having car crashes. If I didn't already know that you're too egotistical to ever post anon I'd assume you're the anon who's made inconsiderate comments about my dad dying.

I made a joke, and I would have no way of knowing whether or not you'd find it hurtful at the time. But like... your last post seemed to be implying that you said all that just to "make" me apologize?

And yeah, I did so to the best of my ability under the assumption that I had triggered you.

I've told you once and I'll tell you again: I've never made an anon comment to you or about you. The person making shitty comments about your dad is probably the anon who has admitted to specifically targeting named users because they hate us for being named users. I do not assume that my trolls are you going anon.

Like, man, I lost my dad when I was 19. I would never do that. It's honestly upsetting you would assume I could even be that cruel.

In what world does "you got dogpiled (by anons) for refusing to apologize" somehow equate to "dethtoll did it to make you apologize?" Like, that leap of logic requires a fucking jetpack.

You made a stupid, hurtful, inconsiderate "joke" -- check.
I called you an inconsiderate asshole -- check.
You doubled down and refused to apologize because I bruised your ego -- check.
Anons crawled up your ass about it -- check.
You sent me a PM, later, so nobody would have to see you apologizing, and couched your apology in a lot of babble about how good a person you are -- check.
I accepted your apology in spite of that -- check.

And now this. Good job.

It's honestly upsetting you would assume I could even be that cruel.

But you're cruel enough to make a joke like "have fun crashing your car again, LOL," right?

I know you wouldn't make an anon comment to anyone. Your ego demands you remain logged in. I'm frankly surprised you've never actually used an icon to further identify yourself and differentiate you from all the anon plebes.

I'm sorry about your dad though. Nobody should lose a parent before at least 50 IMO.

(frozen comment) Re: What media did you instantly regret spending money on?

herpymcderp - 2016-05-20 03:37 (UTC) - Expand

Jesus. It's like talking to Blitzwing, only even stupider. You did read the part where I said I don't actually care that much about TLOU, right? I like the game, but it's not like, life-changing or anything. But god forbid I like it at all, right? God forbid I think the stealth in it is better than Metro, right? Nope, we gotta have a screaming match about it.

Yeah there's nothing more erudite and intelligent than busting into someone else's conversation about a game to go OMG YOU SAID A THING I DISAGREE WITH YOU'RE WROOOOOOOOOOONG ABOUT THE GAME HAHAH!!

"Uh not exactly man, that's not what I meant, I worded it badly, here, this is what I meant."

~~Oh you can't ~~backpedal~~ now YOU SAID I A THING I THINK IS WRONG AND NOW YOU'RE ~~LYING~~ ABOUT IT~~

I'm not sure how you wanted me to respond to that but I'm pretty sure I matched the level of discourse perfectly.

Anyway there's nothing classier than someone who says he's gonna flounce who sticks around because there are more comments he. Just. Has. To. Respond to.

Man.

I'm glad you like the Metro games though even if you appear to be bad at them because they're fucking sick. I'd link you my Metro fanfiction but I don't think you're into slash. So many salty tears over the studio closure.

And no I've never played thief. MLL is my gold standard for stealth.

You are so furious. I think you need to take a breather.

I will be forever mad about how much TLOU sucked, was broken, and was overrated. There's not enough salt in the world.

Ellie was cool as shit tho.

That's your perogative, but being mad that I like a game you don't, and disagreed with you on the quality of stealth in it vs the quality of stealth in another game/series of games, is pretty childish.

I'm mad because you broke into a conversation to say I said something I didn't say, bro. There's that reading comprehension again.

You said you were done like ten comments ago. Hanging around after a flounce just to say "u mad???" on every comment is the platinum childish cheevo. Mine's only gold.

I remember how good it was in Metro 2033/Last Light. IA with Yahtzee: gold-fucking-standard right there.

Just because you're "quoting Yahtzee" doesn't mean that's not what you are ALSO saying. Try not playing this kind of mindgame, Blitzy is a lot better at it.

Please link me to the part where I literally said

"Metro 2033 is the gold standard for stealth games."

I literally said "I remember how good (the stealth) was in Metro 2033"

Ahem.

I remember how good it was in Metro 2033/Last Light. IA with Yahtzee: gold-fucking-standard right there. And I think I played the two games too close together to have anything but the worst disdain for TLOU shitting the best when MLL succeeded so brilliantly.

I'm pretty sure that sentence isn't literally in there. And I'm pretty sure that for anyone with a fourth grade education, given that a) the Yahtzee quote refers to MLL, and b) the "two" games being, explicitly, "MLL" and "TLOU", the comparison then being between the one "gold standard" and the other being "shit", as opposed to the "three" games, anyone with an IQ over 30 can infer that the "gold standard" (singular) is MLL.

Edited 2016-05-20 02:53 (UTC)

So basically you badly worded a sentence and it's a moral failing on my part. Okay then.

Well "moral failing" is another notion you dragged out of your ass but, like, if that's your thing, I'm old school and YKINMK.

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