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⌈ Secret Post #3425 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Final Fantasy VII/Super Smash Bros]

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[The Girls Next Door, Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson]

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[Pokémon Sun and Moon]

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[Love and Lies]

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[Aoishiro]

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[The Hunger Games]

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09. [SPOILERS for Houdini and Doyle]

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10. [SPOILERS for Pokemon SM]

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11. [SPOILERS for The Witcher/Dragon Age]

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12. [SPOILERS for Cupid]
[WARNING for rape, incest]

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13. [WARNING for discussion of rape]

["Blurred Lines", Robin Thicke]

Notes:

Really early because I've got stuff to do, sorry about that.

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Do you understand it passively or do you have to try?

Because birds would be cool but listening to a whole bunch of birds screaming SEX ME NOW SEX PLS OH BABY and THIS IS MY TREE GET OUT every morning would suck a lot.

Dogs would be nice and fun half the time but then do you have to listen to them tell you about how sexy that table leg is or how awesome that poop tastes?

Man, understanding birdsong would be the equivalent of that one song in a language you don't know that sounds really poetic and deep and but then you find a translation and it's "hey baby nice tits let's fuck," except constantly. And nesting season would be worse. "Mom mom feed me feed me now I'm starving ooh a worm worm worm gimme gimme *gulp* mom mom I'm hungry feed me now now starving please food now..." And territorial disputes would be like that neighbor who screams at everyone to shut up and then spends the weekend early morning communing with his leaf blower and lawnmower. "Fuck you can't you shut up?" ... silence. "That's better." ... Makes louder noises

my neighbors' kids scream all the time and they're not as cute as birds.

[ SECRET POST #3425 ]

Re: You can talk to any species of animal.

Re: You can talk to any species of animal.

Re: You can talk to any species of animal.