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Comments

Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Y/n? Why/why not?

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Y
Because sometimes I have to poop when I'm at work

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

No because I'm not an animal.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't poop anywhere where I can't shower soon after. I do not feel clean after pooping no matter how thoroughly I wipe.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. They have better toilets than us.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[herpymcderp]

How do you get to the point in life where you are too scared to poop in a public restroom?

How does this occur?

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. I poop whenever my body feels the need to poop and a toilet has been provided. That's what the toilets are for, my friends.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

I am a bit horrified that there are people who don't poop at work. chill people, no one gives a shit about your shit as long as you flush the toilet

Re: Do you poop at work?

[kallanda_lee]

If I need to poop, sure. I mean, I don't make a point of it - but if it needs to go, it needs to go, you know. I'm not going to hold up my shit for 5 hours or whatever.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Nope. I usually don't have to poop during the hours I'm at work, so it has never really been thing.

I wish the ladies that do poop at my work place were better at brushing the bowl after them though. I don't feel like cleaning off your left-over poop.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really like to, but I'll go if I have too. We have one restroom and it's right next to the break room. I'm weird about thinking people are listening to me, especially when I'm on my period (why are pads so loud?). It's such a stupid thing to worry about because it's not like I'm listening when people use the restroom, so I'm sure they're not. Also, the light in the restroom has been dimming and flickering since last Tuesday and stepping inside makes me think a serial killer's gonna pop out of the toilet.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't pooped in a public bathroom since third grade when I made a big plop in the toilet and some girls at the sinks started giggling. At recess, one of them yelled to me across the playground about it. I'll never know how they knew it was me, but that's never going to happen again.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit!

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen this discussion here before, but before I started reading F!S, I had no idea that so many people had issues with pooping outside of their own personal restrooms. It's the opposite of "don't shit where you live", haha!

Re: Do you poop at work?

[insanenoodlyguy]

If I gotta poop, I'm not making it home. So yes.

POOPING AMOUNT DIFFERS FROM PERSON TO PERSON

[(Anonymous)]

As reported by Live Science, gastroenterologists agree that anything in the range of three times a day to three times a week is normal as long as the feces is neither too hard nor too loose.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[ill_omened]

No.

Got a once a day routine.

Like the security and sense of safety of my own sanctuary.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm kinda amazed that anyone can just _not poop_. I mean, if you gotta go, you gotta go. I've never tried to hold poop in. I mean, for a little bit maybe, but not for hours.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[blitzwing]

Yeah, if I need to. We have a single-occupancy gender-neutral bathroom in addition to the gendered ones though, so the privacy/noise/smell thing isn't an issue.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, and since my work frequently takes me out into the woods in the middle of nowhere, I poop in the woods, too.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Sure. I'll poop anyplace a restroom is available as long as it isn't too gross. Why not? That's what it's there for.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[caerbannog]

I get some small satisfaction for pooping while I'm paid.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. My job involves a hell of a lot of 18+ hour days, and really weird irregular hours. It'd be totally impractical (and unhealthy) to NOT poop just because I was at work.

It was awkward the first few times, but at this point unless the bathroom is dead silent I don't really think about it.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

I poop even if there's no bathroom. I poop everywhere.

Re: Do you poop at work?

[(Anonymous)]

Hell yeah. I love feeling like I'm getting paid to take a shit. Frankly, I don't understand why so many people seem to be so against doing so.