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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2016-07-04 06:35 pm

[ SECRET POST #3470 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3470 ⌋

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J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So, J.K. Simmons, who you will know from the spiderman films, or if you're a male rape enthusiast like me, you'll know him from OZ, is 61 and looks like this:

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_large/hash/87/ce/87ce2a52b566614d4c9854b824b21e0e.jpg?itok=45ZNUMLb

Thoughts?

I think either he knows he's going to prison soon and ain't gonna be no-one's punk, or else he's seen all the celeb deaths this year and is getting read to literally fight off the grim reaper.

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Look. You can't start a post with an actors name and age. I automatically assume they are dead.

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
MTE! :(

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Same. My heart was about to break.
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Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

[personal profile] morieris 2016-07-04 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I had seen this news before so I wasn't worried but yeah c'mon OP :P
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Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

[personal profile] morieris 2016-07-04 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
He's going to go fuck up the villains of Gotham by himself, screw Batman.

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
He's going to go fuck up the villains of Gotham by himself then screw Batman.

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
or if you're a male rape enthusiast like me, you'll know him from OZ

idk why but this made me lol irl

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently he's gonna be the new JL Commish Gordon, so I'm guessing it's for that.

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Gal Godot had no fucking excuse.

I say we recast womnder woman with J.K.

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-04 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
This mental image is making me laugh so much!
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Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

[personal profile] morieris 2016-07-04 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao

Re: J.K. Simmons 61 and fucking swole!

(Anonymous) 2016-07-05 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO GETTING READY TO FIGHT THE GRIM REAPER! :D